survey
.[EMO].
xx.Do you enjoy depressing music?
Yes, it makes me happy
xx.What makes you sigh?
Knowing that ive got a healthy prostate
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself?
Pssht. Bitch, is there a time when eddman doesn’t feel sorry for himself?
xx.Who or what always brings you down?
The home shopping network, cause my cousin hosts it.
xx.Do you wear glasses?
Only when I feel like being super cool
xx.What frightens you?
Couso and gabe’s endless supply of wit
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time?
I am not at liberty to tell you this
xx.What makes you tick?
tock
xx.How many times has your heart been broken?
Uhh….once I suppose. Once its broken it stays broken right?
xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional?
Whats his face will take over the world with his cheasy lyrics and fake chin
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law?
Haha. I was doing cuba gooding jr. in the rear and we got caught by the pigs.
xx.What or who pisses you off?
Orlando bloom
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody?
Id rather date your daughter
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff?
Is there any way I can be doing all three at the same time?
xx.The Clash or The Ramones?
The ramones cause they were much uglier than the clash
xx.What do you think about Anarchy?
Livin la vida loca
xx.Tell me about a prank you played!
…ummm…wigga’s don’t have time to play pranks you silly bastard
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"?
sure do. I poop too much
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?!
Which place again?
xx.Are you in trouble all the time?
Nope, im the good one
.[GOTH].
xx.Do you want to die?
If youre sportin’ the cash to for me to do so then sure
xx.What do you think about graveyards?
I always think of cemetary man when he was romping that chick on the old dudes grave. classic
xx.Do you write poetry often?
Yes, yes I do. Doesn’t mean youre better than me though. ::goes and hangs himself::
xx.How much black clothing do you own?
Uhh, the real question is do I own any clothes that arent black.
xx.What type of makeup do you wear?
Yours if the time is right.
xx.What do you think about pain?
The only true pain is the mad titty twisters matt donaldson throws my direction at any givin time.
xx.Masochism or sadism?
Masoch-ism….sad-ism…yeah, im sad but what the fuck is a masoch?
xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world?
Come to me children. I am your savior.
xx.Do you cry often?
Nope, cant do it. Wanta fight about it?
xx.What do you think about vampires?
what do you think about anal?
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general?
…I swear that’s a mayonnaise stain damn it.
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly?
Only when I go down on you baby
xx.What do you think of mullets?
Uhhh….pube locks. That’s the first thing that came to mind
xx.When did you start drinking alcohol?
When my grandpa snuck it into my formula
xx.Do you go to concerts often?
Yes, yes I do. Mosh it up.
xx.What bands rock your pants off?
Himsa, afi, the blood brothers, norma jean, uhhhh….not enough energy to right them all. Please die
xx.What do you think about violence?
Bring on the mosh
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal?
stevie
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic?
Ill fiddle-dy fum you to the depths you fowl stink beast
xx.How wild are you in general?
Uhh, I didn’t know metal kids were supposed to be wild. whateva
.[GRUNGE].
xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now?
A sports bra and yo momma’s thoia thoing
xx.How often do you do the laundry, anyway?
…don’t ask that. I wont be able to give you an accurate answer
xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? .
only when I blaze with buddy holly
xx.When was the last time you showered?
Uhhh, what’s a shower?
xx.Do you speak clearly?
Heicks dubage gone bad?
xx.Are you a lazy person?
Not quite. Im taking this stupid survey arent I?
xx.Do you play any instruments?
I play the trouser snake
xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot?
The wizard of oz and my lover
xx.Empathy or Sympathy?
Sympathize PLEASE
xx.What do you think about Nirvana?
Oh I swear he had a gun.
.[INDIE].
xx.What makes you different from the rest of them?
I have cool cop glasses and a cute butt. Woah yeah
xx.Who or what makes you bitter?
Winona ryder makes me bitter. Why does she have to be so damn beautiful
xx.What was the last big decision you made?
“is this your baby sir?” “uhhhhh, ummmmm, maybe”
xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person?
What do you think you prick?
xx.What do you think about conformity?
Im hip, im with it
xx.How hard do you work to get what you want?
Haha. I don’t work buddy…ever
xx.What do you resent?
Woody allen loved me and I didn’t love him back
xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole?
…im fuzzy and pink
xx.Do you trust others?
Obviously yes, youre asking me all these questions and im glady giving you what you want even though I don’t know you
xx.Are you a loyal friend?
Only if you don’t have a sister. Jk…hows yo momma been?
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto?
SCV representin. Ghetto of the white man’s hood
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before?
Actually yes. Quite a few times
xx.How much bling do you own?
Uhhhh, I live in the ghetto remember? Us true bruthas keep it real
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga?
Hmm, that’s a tuffy seing that he’s mexican….id shoot for wigga.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints?
Rollin doobies baby
xx.Big butts or big boobs?
Im into anerexic people so fuck off
xx.What's your best pickup line?
Snoochy boochies?
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"?
What now bitch
xx.What race are most of your friends?
Ebony.
xx.Ever been to prison?
Nope.
.[POP].
xx.Who or what makes you so excited you piss your pants?
Justin timberlake!!!
xx.Prep or Yuppie?
Puppy?
xx.How much money do you spend on bad music?
I don’t spend money, my daddy buys all my horrible toons
xx.Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter?
I got them both in bed once
xx.Do you like mainstream music?
duh
xx.Do you want to be a pop diva?
Im already a pop diva biotch
xx.How many times, on average, do you say "like"
Like, probably like, on average like….umm. like I lost all train of though
xx.OMIGOD or OMG?
OMEGA GOD OF DESTRUCTION
xx.Ditsy or just plain stupid?
Im blonde and polish. Figure it out for youself
xx.Do you enjoy depressing music?
Yes, it makes me happy
xx.What makes you sigh?
Knowing that ive got a healthy prostate
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself?
Pssht. Bitch, is there a time when eddman doesn’t feel sorry for himself?
xx.Who or what always brings you down?
The home shopping network, cause my cousin hosts it.
xx.Do you wear glasses?
Only when I feel like being super cool
xx.What frightens you?
Couso and gabe’s endless supply of wit
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time?
I am not at liberty to tell you this
xx.What makes you tick?
tock
xx.How many times has your heart been broken?
Uhh….once I suppose. Once its broken it stays broken right?
xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional?
Whats his face will take over the world with his cheasy lyrics and fake chin
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law?
Haha. I was doing cuba gooding jr. in the rear and we got caught by the pigs.
xx.What or who pisses you off?
Orlando bloom
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody?
Id rather date your daughter
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff?
Is there any way I can be doing all three at the same time?
xx.The Clash or The Ramones?
The ramones cause they were much uglier than the clash
xx.What do you think about Anarchy?
Livin la vida loca
xx.Tell me about a prank you played!
…ummm…wigga’s don’t have time to play pranks you silly bastard
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"?
sure do. I poop too much
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?!
Which place again?
xx.Are you in trouble all the time?
Nope, im the good one
.[GOTH].
xx.Do you want to die?
If youre sportin’ the cash to for me to do so then sure
xx.What do you think about graveyards?
I always think of cemetary man when he was romping that chick on the old dudes grave. classic
xx.Do you write poetry often?
Yes, yes I do. Doesn’t mean youre better than me though. ::goes and hangs himself::
xx.How much black clothing do you own?
Uhh, the real question is do I own any clothes that arent black.
xx.What type of makeup do you wear?
Yours if the time is right.
xx.What do you think about pain?
The only true pain is the mad titty twisters matt donaldson throws my direction at any givin time.
xx.Masochism or sadism?
Masoch-ism….sad-ism…yeah, im sad but what the fuck is a masoch?
xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world?
Come to me children. I am your savior.
xx.Do you cry often?
Nope, cant do it. Wanta fight about it?
xx.What do you think about vampires?
what do you think about anal?
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general?
…I swear that’s a mayonnaise stain damn it.
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly?
Only when I go down on you baby
xx.What do you think of mullets?
Uhhh….pube locks. That’s the first thing that came to mind
xx.When did you start drinking alcohol?
When my grandpa snuck it into my formula
xx.Do you go to concerts often?
Yes, yes I do. Mosh it up.
xx.What bands rock your pants off?
Himsa, afi, the blood brothers, norma jean, uhhhh….not enough energy to right them all. Please die
xx.What do you think about violence?
Bring on the mosh
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal?
stevie
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic?
Ill fiddle-dy fum you to the depths you fowl stink beast
xx.How wild are you in general?
Uhh, I didn’t know metal kids were supposed to be wild. whateva
.[GRUNGE].
xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now?
A sports bra and yo momma’s thoia thoing
xx.How often do you do the laundry, anyway?
…don’t ask that. I wont be able to give you an accurate answer
xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? .
only when I blaze with buddy holly
xx.When was the last time you showered?
Uhhh, what’s a shower?
xx.Do you speak clearly?
Heicks dubage gone bad?
xx.Are you a lazy person?
Not quite. Im taking this stupid survey arent I?
xx.Do you play any instruments?
I play the trouser snake
xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot?
The wizard of oz and my lover
xx.Empathy or Sympathy?
Sympathize PLEASE
xx.What do you think about Nirvana?
Oh I swear he had a gun.
.[INDIE].
xx.What makes you different from the rest of them?
I have cool cop glasses and a cute butt. Woah yeah
xx.Who or what makes you bitter?
Winona ryder makes me bitter. Why does she have to be so damn beautiful
xx.What was the last big decision you made?
“is this your baby sir?” “uhhhhh, ummmmm, maybe”
xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person?
What do you think you prick?
xx.What do you think about conformity?
Im hip, im with it
xx.How hard do you work to get what you want?
Haha. I don’t work buddy…ever
xx.What do you resent?
Woody allen loved me and I didn’t love him back
xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole?
…im fuzzy and pink
xx.Do you trust others?
Obviously yes, youre asking me all these questions and im glady giving you what you want even though I don’t know you
xx.Are you a loyal friend?
Only if you don’t have a sister. Jk…hows yo momma been?
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto?
SCV representin. Ghetto of the white man’s hood
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before?
Actually yes. Quite a few times
xx.How much bling do you own?
Uhhhh, I live in the ghetto remember? Us true bruthas keep it real
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga?
Hmm, that’s a tuffy seing that he’s mexican….id shoot for wigga.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints?
Rollin doobies baby
xx.Big butts or big boobs?
Im into anerexic people so fuck off
xx.What's your best pickup line?
Snoochy boochies?
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"?
What now bitch
xx.What race are most of your friends?
Ebony.
xx.Ever been to prison?
Nope.
.[POP].
xx.Who or what makes you so excited you piss your pants?
Justin timberlake!!!
xx.Prep or Yuppie?
Puppy?
xx.How much money do you spend on bad music?
I don’t spend money, my daddy buys all my horrible toons
xx.Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter?
I got them both in bed once
xx.Do you like mainstream music?
duh
xx.Do you want to be a pop diva?
Im already a pop diva biotch
xx.How many times, on average, do you say "like"
Like, probably like, on average like….umm. like I lost all train of though
xx.OMIGOD or OMG?
OMEGA GOD OF DESTRUCTION
xx.Ditsy or just plain stupid?
Im blonde and polish. Figure it out for youself