a lot to say. but its funny. so read it anyway
people i want to kick the shit out of.... so. i recently decided that there are A LOT of girls i'd like to KICK THE SHIT OUT OF. if only girls werent so fucking complex. because if you fight with one girl you've got like 20 girls that hate you in return. mainly i'd like to kick the shit out of a group of girls in my fucking micro class that find it a DIRE need to insult my intelligence on the sole fact that i dont go to school that much. first of all none of you should talk. 2/3rds of you are FUCKING HIDEOUS. 1 of you looks like a fucking dying cat who is so obviously desperate for attention from guys that will never give her the time of day. nice dangly earrings and make-up at a fucking baseball game. try a little harder next time k? oh and i'm sorry if i'm not going to take it too hard from a two-faced bitch whos one minute talking shit about me and the next asking me how i got hurt with in a pathetic attempt to act sympathetic. i must also add how i simply LOVE the way you'll STARE at me in class somedays and then when i end up working with you or talking to you, you act like a fucking sweetheard. that goes for you too brace face. oh and for the one who is somewhat decent looking. all your looks are wasted in the fact that you try too hard. i mean its TOTALLY convincing when you show up in abercrombie sweatpants a cute little sweatshirt and your hair up all cute and make-up covering your face and then saying "oh i just got out of bed i didnt even take a shower or anything!" you wish you were naturally beautiful but you're not so get over it. you're just lucky the masses of teenage boys in our pathetic school see you as desirable because in everyother part of the world that actually has a population you're just another blonde wannabe barbie. so goodluck in life. oh and dying cat. please be aware that your life as a nursing student at the ivy league school of salem state will result in an average 35,000 a year. i hope you can afford an apartment on that income, because i'm sure you'd be all too pleased to strip on the side, then guys will have to PAY for your attention! p.s. you're ugly and your gangly body, although thin isnt as attractive as you think it is. so on to other people i'd like to beat senseless.
ummm someone that i see everyday in fucking softball that cant even handle BASERUNNING. and has the nerve to act annoyed when i ask her REPEATEDLY to MOVE HER ASS out of the way so i can watch the game seeing as it hurts for me to you know STAND UP. this person has BARELY ANY experience playing softball and REFUSES to take advice from anyone and whenever i've tried to say something to HELP HER she makes up some excuse says i know then completely ignores me or anyone else who has actually you know PLAYED for more than a year. it also SICKENS ME that this person acted annoyed when she doesnt start. FIRST OF ALL you dont DESERVE TO START. when you do play...you completely half ass it 90% of the time and act like you dont really care. get over it you're not sammi, you cant just effortlesly hit a home-run nevermind generally a hit.you know the sad part is i USED to like you before you because so obviously vain and snobby. god forbid you take advice from someone who knows what they're talking about. a few other people on my team that annoy me... someone who acts like its REALLY unimportant to talk to me and barely ever talks to me unless its to complain about someone else on our team and how bad they are or what not. dont talk. you barely hit i dont think i've EVER seen you hit the ball out of the infield. ever. i'm not really one to talk either but i've only been up to bad like 7 times. i'm sick of your bitching and i'm annoyed at the fact that you try WAY too hard to fit in with gina and lindsey and cling to them like glue. its completely obvious that they dont REALLY like you. they're nice to you because they have to be. well if you're on the team you probably can guess who these people are but whatever this is how i feel and its not gonna change until these people stop being fucking gay.
FUN STORY i realize that this entry is already fucking humungous. but i have a more upbeat story. tonight manda and i went and picked up chris from tim's house and we went to the park and sang 3lw and shit. we went to the play ground and went on the zip line and on the swings and while we were on the swings some RANDOMASS guy on a bike ( the usual amesbury mode of transportation) and we were like who the fuck are you. we didnt pay attention to his name but we didnt know him we talked to him for like 2 minutes, determined he was high and then amanda and chris started talking again and the guy just sat there on his bike for like 10 minutes and then chris was finally like "are you looking for someone?" and he's like no and then he started asking chris if he was gay and chris was like yeah actually. and then he was like "OH thats cool its not for me yo but i'm cool with that its your thing...my uncle is gay...." and kept talking then we asked him to buy us some "supplies" and chris and i gave him amandas number. then when we went to richdales to get the supplies we saw what he really looked like and he was pretty decent looking, blue eyes...hat though so couldnt tell the color of his hair. and when he turned around i saw the ralph lauren tag on his pants and so then i was like TURN AROUND and he's like "whahhhat?" and i was like "TURN THE FUCK AROUND" nad he did and he pulled up his shirt and you could see the ralph lauren tag and he had ralph lauren boxers on too and amanda was like ahhhh! then as we were leaving amanda said she got a glimpse of his stomach and that it looked good so i was like "WAIT! PULL YOUR SHIRT UP" and he did and he had a fucking six-pack. and amanda like had an orgasm. so hopefully he's actually not too much of a dushebag and that he'll call her tomorrow and maybe amanda will get LAIDDDDDDD. but nonetheless it was hilarious. until tim had to be in a wicked bad mood but we didnt see him for long anyway. then my mom had to call and be a dushe at 1 and be like COME HOME OR YOU CANT GO TO PROM! so here i am and tomorrow i have to go get my haircut and go to the mall and hopefully chris can come to the mall with me and manda.
...Monday<3...
x..o.
mallory