Do the Don't

[oh_morpheus]

the grimy bathtub of affection
the busted trampoline of memory
the inverted umbrella of sorrow
the burberry coat of plainness
the garden gnome of silence
the bowling ball of shame
the saggy breast of wonder
the jiffylube of conversation
the turkish delight of perseverence
the boombox of bad ideas
the submarine of sexual intercourse
the fat lip of your labia
the gong bell of my boner
the yodelling mountaineer of our orgasms
the underpaid whore of our love
the Tiger Woods of my mistakes
the David Spade of my solitude.

the rusty-bear trap of self-reflexivity
the soppy broken condom of bad poetry.