"Yep," Hal said, sounding somehow even more smug than usual. "Touched some alien in the naughty parts or something and now I've got a temporary dose of their powers, one of which just happens to be telepathy."
"And the others?" Bruce asks, still looking a bit skeptical.
"Oh, uh, really good balance? Like, insanely good. And everything tastes the same, though to be fair I'm not sure that's from the alien dna I absorbed or from the last time I drank my latte too fast and scorched all the taste buds off my tongue."
Bruce sighed, but still. His interest was piqued. Even if it was temporary, he was sure they could find a use for whatever Hal was experiencing, study it so they could know more about whatever lifeform he contracted it from. It was Hal though and despite being the world's greatest detective and being able to read anyone he came in contact with, Bruce sometimes could never tell when Hal was being serious and when he was just trying to get a rise out of him.
"Okay," he said finally. "If you can read minds, what am I thinking right now?"
Hal crossed his arms over his chest and looked into Bruce's stupidly blue eyes, as if that were the key to it and not just an excuse to make Bruce uncomfortable with all the eye contact.
"You're thinking I'm full of shit and you don't trust me."
Bruce nearly snorted. "Which could be true at any given time. Try again."
"Okay," Hal smirked, his eyes twinkling as his mouth curled up in the corners. He leaned back against the wall, kicking the heel of his boot up against it. "In the meeting earlier when I was calling you an arrogant son of a bitch you were thinking about how much you wanted to bend me over the table right there in front of Clark and everyone and fuck me silly."
Bruce didn't react -- he was Bruce, after all, but Hal still caught a slight twitch in his jaw. "Perhaps I thought it was the best method to get you to shut your damn mouth."
"Hm," Hal hummed, tapping his finger against his mouth, grinning when he noticed Bruce's eyes drawn to the motion. "It's never worked before."
Bruce took a careful step toward him, hovered in his space. "You've never been fucked by me before either."
"Well," Hal swallowed. "It sounds like you've got a theory. And I know how much you like testing those."
"I like to be thorough," Bruce says, his voice thick and low, almost a little gravelly like when he's the Bat. "It's important to have all the facts."
"Well," Hal grinned. "Who am I to stand in the way of science?"
Haha! This is hilarious and hot and so very in character for the both of them. XD Thank you so much!
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"Yep," Hal said, sounding somehow even more smug than usual. "Touched some alien in the naughty parts or something
OF COURSE HE DID.
"In the meeting earlier when I was calling you an arrogant son of a bitch you were thinking about how much you wanted to bend me over the table right there in front of Clark and everyone and fuck me silly."
Nnnnnngh.
Bruce took a careful step toward him, hovered in his space. "You've never been fucked by me before either."
NNNNNNNNNGH.
So, yes, thank you so much for this! It was amazing. ^^
"Yep," Hal said, sounding somehow even more smug than usual. "Touched some alien in the naughty parts or something and now I've got a temporary dose of their powers, one of which just happens to be telepathy."
"And the others?" Bruce asks, still looking a bit skeptical.
"Oh, uh, really good balance? Like, insanely good. And everything tastes the same, though to be fair I'm not sure that's from the alien dna I absorbed or from the last time I drank my latte too fast and scorched all the taste buds off my tongue."
Bruce sighed, but still. His interest was piqued. Even if it was temporary, he was sure they could find a use for whatever Hal was experiencing, study it so they could know more about whatever lifeform he contracted it from. It was Hal though and despite being the world's greatest detective and being able to read anyone he came in contact with, Bruce sometimes could never tell when Hal was being serious and when he was just trying to get a rise out of him.
"Okay," he said finally. "If you can read minds, what am I thinking right now?"
Hal crossed his arms over his chest and looked into Bruce's stupidly blue eyes, as if that were the key to it and not just an excuse to make Bruce uncomfortable with all the eye contact.
"You're thinking I'm full of shit and you don't trust me."
Bruce nearly snorted. "Which could be true at any given time. Try again."
"Okay," Hal smirked, his eyes twinkling as his mouth curled up in the corners. He leaned back against the wall, kicking the heel of his boot up against it. "In the meeting earlier when I was calling you an arrogant son of a bitch you were thinking about how much you wanted to bend me over the table right there in front of Clark and everyone and fuck me silly."
Bruce didn't react -- he was Bruce, after all, but Hal still caught a slight twitch in his jaw. "Perhaps I thought it was the best method to get you to shut your damn mouth."
"Hm," Hal hummed, tapping his finger against his mouth, grinning when he noticed Bruce's eyes drawn to the motion. "It's never worked before."
Bruce took a careful step toward him, hovered in his space. "You've never been fucked by me before either."
"Well," Hal swallowed. "It sounds like you've got a theory. And I know how much you like testing those."
"I like to be thorough," Bruce says, his voice thick and low, almost a little gravelly like when he's the Bat. "It's important to have all the facts."
"Well," Hal grinned. "Who am I to stand in the way of science?"
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Favourite lines:
"Yep," Hal said, sounding somehow even more smug than usual. "Touched some alien in the naughty parts or something
OF COURSE HE DID.
"In the meeting earlier when I was calling you an arrogant son of a bitch you were thinking about how much you wanted to bend me over the table right there in front of Clark and everyone and fuck me silly."
Nnnnnngh.
Bruce took a careful step toward him, hovered in his space. "You've never been fucked by me before either."
NNNNNNNNNGH.
So, yes, thank you so much for this! It was amazing. ^^
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