Give me a ship and I'll tell you who:

[oh_mcgee]

Gives nose/forehead kisses
Gets jealous the most
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Takes care of on sick days
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Gives unprompted massages
Drives/rides shotgun
Brings the other lunch at work
Has the better parental relationship
Tries to start role-playing in bed

Comments

Re: Roy/Tim first

[likewinning]

I'm gonna phone a friend and say Jay picks them both up when they're too drunk to drive. :p That or they end up walking home together, getting totally fucking lost and drunk dialing Jay to come get them anyway.
LMFAO THIS TOTALLY HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME. omg that should so be how he ends up going home with them >>

He probably even has a nurses outfit!
hnnnnnnnnnn sexy nurse!Tim *______*

Fuck, now I want to write more Roy backstory, because...yeah. Tim and Roy bonding over getting kicked out/having shitty parents. I still want to say Roy though.
UGH YES I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND THEN AGGRESSIVELY PUT IT AWAY BECAUSE JEEZ ROY CAN'T YOU JUST ONCE NOT BE THE ONE WHO MAKES ME THE SADDEST.

For a week every time Tim would go on break he'd yell I'LL NEVER LET GO.
THIS MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE THING IN LIFE OMG ROYYYY.

Roy dotes on the little ones when they comes in the store and afterward when he tries to grope Tim Tim's probably like AW HELL NAW. DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU HAVE STICKY JAM HAND GERMS. GO DISINFECT.
LMFAO TIM IS MY SPIRIT ANIMALLLLL. no but I agree idk but I feel the same with Roy as I do with Jay when it comes to kids. I BET THEY'RE BOTH GREAT. like ugh you just know that after having Dickie to look after him Jason just became the best thing ever to the kids who go through foster care. ;______________;