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I enjoyed this weekend immensely, apart from sweltering heatwave and death by tall man bicycle. I forgot how much grazed knees sting. Wonderjacket is NOT wonderful at all. Coopers red is a demolition derby of potent malts.
One of my two cockroach nightmares came true the other day when, as I was brushing my hair, I felt the brushing of feelers on my bare foot. It's only a matter of time until a hoarde of them scuttle over my face whilst I lay sleeping.
Tomorrow night I have been invited to a lamo "clothes" party by the mid thirties lonely lady at work. I cannot express how much I don't want to go but what are you supposed to say after this:
Her: Are you coming to my party on Wednesday?...before I can think of an excuse, she looks at me with sad lonely eyes and says in a quiet voice...Because Juliet can't come and you can bring a friend. And my Mum and Aunty will be there who you know.
Me: (internally screaming, brain lobes grinding to think of a valid reason I can't go) Um yeah I should be able to.
Oh.my.god. I'm going to a clothes party with thirty and sixty year olds and bad expensive clothes. My powerlessness to lie is pathetic.
One of my two cockroach nightmares came true the other day when, as I was brushing my hair, I felt the brushing of feelers on my bare foot. It's only a matter of time until a hoarde of them scuttle over my face whilst I lay sleeping.
Tomorrow night I have been invited to a lamo "clothes" party by the mid thirties lonely lady at work. I cannot express how much I don't want to go but what are you supposed to say after this:
Her: Are you coming to my party on Wednesday?...before I can think of an excuse, she looks at me with sad lonely eyes and says in a quiet voice...Because Juliet can't come and you can bring a friend. And my Mum and Aunty will be there who you know.
Me: (internally screaming, brain lobes grinding to think of a valid reason I can't go) Um yeah I should be able to.
Oh.my.god. I'm going to a clothes party with thirty and sixty year olds and bad expensive clothes. My powerlessness to lie is pathetic.