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[oh_its_stace]

Most memorable memories of Saturday night:

Twenty people swooning over a girl wearing a red dress with the largest breasts we had ever seen in our relatively short lifetimes. Jayden and I, after much staring, making a pact to never look again then both breaking it two seconds later.

Hahahaha they were very large and real.

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[krs_one]

So amazing.

I wish i had mad pick up skills so i could have lured her to an alley way, get them free and had everyone hiding around the corner to watch the effects of gravity on those amazing bazongas.

[oh_its_stace]

Peter Parsons = most charming man on earth ;)

[krs_one]

..and yet i'm still perths least eligible bachelor.

Go figure?

[oh_its_stace]

I know! You should have girls lining up down the alley ways!

[krs_one]

Those where the days.