thank goodness we live together.

[oh_its_simon]

-liz walks into the room where i am eating lunch-

me: *pause* just so you know, we don't have any clean forks. just in case that maybe adds a little bit of class to the situation.

liz: yes, because really when you're in your underwear on the couch eating beans and rice with your hands, the fact that we don't have any forks is really going to make

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[anonymous]

Hahaha, well, I can drink alone until 6:30am and then cry in my room until noon, and you can eat beans and rice in your underwear with your hands.
It'll be perfect.