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Character: Suzumiya Haruhi
Series: The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Character Age: about 16
Canon: It’s an adventure, right? Right? At least that’s the philosophy of one Suzumiya Haruhi. Fed up with her status as just another drop in the ocean of people that is Japan, Haruhi is one school girl who’s out to cause a splash. At first glance-and to all those normal people out there, Haruhi she seems aloof, antisocial, tactless, and reclusive. But for anyone who happen to be or to know anything about aliens, time travelers, espers-or for one an unfortunate-but-conveniently-located member of the literature club, well-endowed senpai, and mysterious transfer student-she’s quick to reveal that she’s full of energy and enthusiasm.
Haruhi is renowned for producing insane off-the-wall endeavors, refusing to take no for an answer, and topping Kyon to the ends of the earth (he likes it, really). She may be the source of auto-evolution, some kind of gut punch to the time-space continuum, or even God, but no one’s ever told her that. So there’s no need to worry for humanity as long as Suzumiya Haruhi gets her way.
Sample Post: There’s definitely something weird about this place! Summer camp’s supposed to be about ghost stories and paranormal investigations with psychotic mass murders on the lose hunting down innocent campers! So just what’s all this nonsense about “Welcome Back, Suzumiya Haruhi!” and the gorillas telling me I need spankings for every day I’ve been gone? Haven’t you ever been to summer camp? This isn’t the setting for this kind of thing! You’re doing it wrong.
As long as I’m here, I might as well show you guys how it’s done~ ♥ So you think I’ve been to this place before, huh? Well, there’s only one way to explain all that! Someone’s decided to clone me and was using my body for their own nefarious purposes. Or it’s a doppelganger! Got it? A doppelganger! Of course they’d want to impersonate me, the chief of the SOS Brigade and Ultra Detective that I am, knowing that I’ve got faithful forces who’ll carry out my every command. But they’d never planned on me showing up to foil their plans!
There’s only one thing we can do from here. And no, it’s not brains, geez! Don’t you get that’s why zombie movies are never that scary? You’re all so stupid. It’s an investigation! But we can’t get away with just any normal investigation. It’s gotta be Suzumiya Haruhi’s Ultimate Search to Find the Perpetrator~! We can call it the S.U.Per. Investigation for short!
So if any of you dull brained idiots know anything about this doppelganger that’s been running around impersonating me, you’ve got to report to me right now! If you can’t do anything other than be mindless slobbering idiots you’re going to be my mindless slobbering idiots! Tell me everything you know! It’s no fair that this doppleganger’s been running around a zombie camp with robotic cows, laser flowers, tentacle monsters, aliens, manga characters, and all these girls who have bigger boobs than me! I wanted in on this action too! If she knew enough about me to impersonate me she could’ve at least given me the invitation when she left!
If I had the real SOS Brigade here they’d do a way better job than you freaks. It’s bad enough that Kyon and Yuki disappeared but whatever it was that took them took my Vice-Chief and our mascot! Hmph! Do they think I can run a brigade on my own?! They’ll have to come later, though, that’s why I need you guys!
From now on, you’re all members of the SOS Zombie Brigade! You’re responsible for this investigation so you’d better get working! The first one to bring me something about this doppelganger or a tentacle or something gets a promotion. Got it? Now get going!
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Series: The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Character Age: about 16
Canon: It’s an adventure, right? Right? At least that’s the philosophy of one Suzumiya Haruhi. Fed up with her status as just another drop in the ocean of people that is Japan, Haruhi is one school girl who’s out to cause a splash. At first glance-and to all those normal people out there, Haruhi she seems aloof, antisocial, tactless, and reclusive. But for anyone who happen to be or to know anything about aliens, time travelers, espers-or for one an unfortunate-but-conveniently-located member of the literature club, well-endowed senpai, and mysterious transfer student-she’s quick to reveal that she’s full of energy and enthusiasm.
Haruhi is renowned for producing insane off-the-wall endeavors, refusing to take no for an answer, and topping Kyon to the ends of the earth (he likes it, really). She may be the source of auto-evolution, some kind of gut punch to the time-space continuum, or even God, but no one’s ever told her that. So there’s no need to worry for humanity as long as Suzumiya Haruhi gets her way.
Sample Post: There’s definitely something weird about this place! Summer camp’s supposed to be about ghost stories and paranormal investigations with psychotic mass murders on the lose hunting down innocent campers! So just what’s all this nonsense about “Welcome Back, Suzumiya Haruhi!” and the gorillas telling me I need spankings for every day I’ve been gone? Haven’t you ever been to summer camp? This isn’t the setting for this kind of thing! You’re doing it wrong.
As long as I’m here, I might as well show you guys how it’s done~ ♥ So you think I’ve been to this place before, huh? Well, there’s only one way to explain all that! Someone’s decided to clone me and was using my body for their own nefarious purposes. Or it’s a doppelganger! Got it? A doppelganger! Of course they’d want to impersonate me, the chief of the SOS Brigade and Ultra Detective that I am, knowing that I’ve got faithful forces who’ll carry out my every command. But they’d never planned on me showing up to foil their plans!
There’s only one thing we can do from here. And no, it’s not brains, geez! Don’t you get that’s why zombie movies are never that scary? You’re all so stupid. It’s an investigation! But we can’t get away with just any normal investigation. It’s gotta be Suzumiya Haruhi’s Ultimate Search to Find the Perpetrator~! We can call it the S.U.Per. Investigation for short!
So if any of you dull brained idiots know anything about this doppelganger that’s been running around impersonating me, you’ve got to report to me right now! If you can’t do anything other than be mindless slobbering idiots you’re going to be my mindless slobbering idiots! Tell me everything you know! It’s no fair that this doppleganger’s been running around a zombie camp with robotic cows, laser flowers, tentacle monsters, aliens, manga characters, and all these girls who have bigger boobs than me! I wanted in on this action too! If she knew enough about me to impersonate me she could’ve at least given me the invitation when she left!
If I had the real SOS Brigade here they’d do a way better job than you freaks. It’s bad enough that Kyon and Yuki disappeared but whatever it was that took them took my Vice-Chief and our mascot! Hmph! Do they think I can run a brigade on my own?! They’ll have to come later, though, that’s why I need you guys!
From now on, you’re all members of the SOS Zombie Brigade! You’re responsible for this investigation so you’d better get working! The first one to bring me something about this doppelganger or a tentacle or something gets a promotion. Got it? Now get going!
Voting went here 83.3% (50) IN 16.7 (10) Out