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My dog rolled in something dead and he smelled sooooooooo bad. It was awful. So my mom and i took him to that Wash Your Dog place by DLM and we were singing to him while giving him a bath. We rewrote Rebel Yell and White Wedding with words about Riley rolling in the dead. It was sooo funny! We were being so loud. There was this lady there with a tea cup yorkie I wanted to step on it. And the lady was a bitch. She didn't like our singing. She kept telling the worker guy it was upsetting her "pookie." i wanted to kick her. Or spray her. That would have been funny. My mom and I got Riley to sing with us, he was like wailing and being and angel. He's such a little soldier, he hates water (a lab that's scared of water... what the hell!?) and he didn't like his bath. But he smells soooooo good!