RP Situation: An earthquake has opened up the meme and dropped you hundreds of feet below the surface. While Spain and Greece become convinced of their vampirism, Spain unsuccessfully tries to lead Romano out. Main thread here. Threaded with: greciangod and tomatoes_dammit Subthread with Greece and Romano
Replace all the vowels in your name with O's. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon
The meme is discussing whether Spamano or Romain is more appropriate. Spain's just confused. Main thread here Threaded with: anon, tomatoes_dammit, okay Subthread with Romano and Mari
TRUTH OR DARE: Talk in third person, kiss the first nation to speak to you (Estonia's the winner!), give someone new a romantic kiss, give Greece a strip show. Main thread here Threaded with: anons, stop_hacking_me, tomatoes_dammit Subthread with Estonia and Romano
Post here and get a stupid nickname: "Dumbass" from Romano, "fusososplosion" from anon. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon and tomatoes_dammit
Spain spills Romano's dirty secrets to Newsgirl. Link to thread here Threaded with: femsing
A website's supposed to tell Spain what he is, but he seems to be channeling Greece and France... Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit, anon
Spain's defiled while napping on the meme. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon, ichbinunsicher
MINDTRICK THREAD: Spain's convinced he's a telenovela star, has a kink for licking peoples' faces, is scared of churros, and is attacked by fire ants. Link to main thread here Threaded with: anons, tomatoes_dammit, daheroyoudserve Subthread with America and Romano
Happy birthday to Prussia! Time to bust out the brandy and carry out that kissing dare. Link to thead here Threaded with: wild_kuken and beneidenswert
REVERSE ASK THREAD: Talking about crushes, poems, missing people, embarrassing experiences, kissing, tongue rolling, masturbation, bad habits, turn ons, and more sex. Through their questioning, things get a little heated with Sweden, and Romano doesn't like Spain's fantasies. Link to main thread here Threaded with: anon, fredlig, tomatoes_dammit Subthread with Sweden and Romano and anon
Spain gets a letter from Romano! Also a kick to the balls. Turns out news of his escapades has spread. Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
In Sexually Oblivious Spain Volume I Romano wants to get in Spain's pants, and Spain's happy to give him a pair if he stops being a brat. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon
Spain wants to give Romano a special present. For some reason Romano's not too happy with his cheer up charm... Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Spain wants Romano and Belgium in cute dresses, and it's not creepy at all. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon and tomatoes_dammit
Making good on his dare to give Greece a strip show. Of course one thing leads to another, as if no one saw it coming. Link to thread here Threaded with greciangod
Anon has a question about his marriage to Austria. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon
Part 327
Spain never passes up an opportunity to insult England. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon
Spain and Romano can't agree who's best at football. Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Scoring a deal on tomato soap from anon, and Romano butts in with something about a valentine- and it's not him. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon, tomatoes_dammit
Spain finally meets back up with Greece after his horrible dream, and something's up. Their solution: get drunk, make weird food, and violent sex. Link to thread Threaded with: greciangod
Thinking they're on better terms, Spain approaches Greece again, to find maybe things aren't as good as he thought. After Greece drowns him, he ends up staying at Greece's house for a few days. Link to thread here Threaded with: greciangod
Ask a Spain about how he celebrates Carnival, inter-species watersports, and talking about that Conquistador. Link to main thread here Threaded with: anons
It's Spain's turn to ask questions, and of course he has to know, "Roma, who's the most handsome boss in the world?" Link to thread Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Spain and Prussia switch clothes for fun, and have a go at being each other. Link to thread here Threaded with: beneidenswert
Meeting teacher!Prussia, Spain gets himself ranked with glasses, tricked, and has magic tears. Link to thread here Threaded with: herr_grammatik
The meme heater has broken! In three separate plots he cuddles up by the fire with Norway, catches a cold and follows Sweden back home, and shares some warmth and comfort with babu!Greece. Link to main thread here Threaded with: iceandheather, fredlig, tourkokratia Subthread with Norway, Sweden, and babu!Greece
Greece comes home to find the Conquistador's taken up residence in his bathtub. Being rejected outside of dreamland doesn't go well and he forces himself on Greece. Spain comes to the rescue but in the end they both sort of fail... Link to thread here Threaded with: greciangod and spanish_empire
Spain thinks it'd be funny to wax Turkey, but ends up getting dinner and some good times with him instead. Link to thread here Threaded with: osmaniac
Spain and Austria reminisce over their marriage by spilling embarrassing secrets about the other in public. And Romano's ~*~jealous~*~ Link to thread here Threaded with: whorestria, tomatoes_dammit, and anon
Part 328
Spain writes a love letter to the meme. Link to thread here Threaded with: No one! Just a driveby with a few responses
A new England appears on the meme, and Spain takes it upon himself to, er... welcome him. Sort of. Link to thread here Threaded with: unionjackingit
A busy headcount: Spain gets harassed by anon, argues about dresses with Romano, and babu!Greece turns himself into an adult, which causes some issues. Link to thread here Threaded with: anons, tomatoes_dammit, and tourkokratia
There's a little miscommunication between Spain and Romano. Spain fancies himself in love and gets himself a kiss, but just what does he mean? Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Spain's asked about being the world's best lover, and America's a dick. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon and daheroyoudserve
In Sexually Oblivious Spain Volume II, a certain namefag wants Spain to take them. So out to dinner they go. Link to thread here Threaded with: wiccat
Spain and Romano enjoy a little bonding time by the fire, and Spain wants to be the first one to wish Romano happy birthday. Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
It's Romano's birthday, and Spain wants to spoil his baby with cakes and horses. Link to thread here Threaded with: chibimano
Romano finally confesses his feelings, and Spain's a bit of a dick. Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Spain brings Turkey home again, where they pack as much vice into an evening as possible. Link to thread here Threaded with: osmaniac
There's a party in Sweden's pants, and the two decide to make the most of it with party supplies and drinks, and end up playing around Ikea. Link to thread here Threaded with: fredlig
Language lessons with Denmark and discussing sleeping with the ancients. Link to thread here Threaded with: kingkongeriget
Ask a Spain: Spain gets a party and anon wants to know what he looks for in his partners. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon
Truth serum thread: Spain and Romano have a heart to heart and nothing is resolved, anons are wondering about his relationships and his bedroom skills, and Spain wants HRE in dresses. Link to main thread here Threaded with: anons, tomatoes_dammit, and ichbinunsicher Subthread with Romano and anons and HRE
Greece agrees to try and spice up their bedroom life, and things don't go well. Link to thread here Threaded with: greciangod
Mama Greece comes to pick her baby up from Spain's house, and the two end up... getting along. And getting interrupted by a very angry Ottoman empire and his own henchman. Link to thread here Threaded with: palaiomator, osmaniac, and tourkokratia
Part 329
What starts as a pillow fight with Greece ends up with a few fights, a few cuddles, another attempt at sex, a love confession or two, and a bedtime story about cats. He tries to patch things up with Romano with a little food talk and telenovelas, and anon beats him down. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon, greciangod, and tomatoes_dammit
Magically transported to a formal ball, Spain takes the chance to dance with Romano and reminisce with Austria. One thing leads to another and they end up doing more than just reminiscing. Link to thread here Threaded with: whorestria and tomatoes_dammit
Not happy with how close Spain and Greece are getting, Romano adds some Nair to Spain's shampoo. Luckily, anon thinks it's not so bad, and Greece gives him a body hair wig. Link to thread here Threaded with: anon, greciangod, and tomatoes_dammit
Romano is dared to act like Spain, but Spain doesn't think he's doing such a good job... Link to thread here Threaded with: tomatoes_dammit
Turns out Spain got Sweden kicked out of his place after their drunken party time in Ikea. After being handcuffed together, Spain decides Sweden should just move in with him, and Sweden agrees. Link to thread here Threaded with: fredlig
After testing the bounce of Spain's ass, Greece and Spain grab some gelato and plan a trip together. Link to thread here Threaded with: greciangod
Part 330
In a quick driveby Spain picks a few bluebells and magnolias, courtesy of anon, for a few special people. Link to thread here Threaded with: Thanks, anon!
Candidates for testing Spain's pain limits assemble! Ned's only too happy to help, anon's aren't so bad, and Turkey's just confused. Link to main thread here Threaded with: leeuwvanoranje, wiccat, osmaniac, and anons Subthreads with Netherlands, anon and Wiccat, and Turkey