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diddy_holmes November 27 2005, 08:33:06 UTC
-Chuck Norris cannot achieve a full erection without first roundhousing his partner in the face. After hours of intercourse with the resulting corpse, it is only then he initiates a series of pressure point sequences to bring him or her back to life on his way out the door.
-Chuck Norris' orgasms are measured in intensity by the richter scale.
-The Great Pyramids were built by only one Jew. Chuck Norris' beard got itchy, and thus, relieved it on a few mountains.
-Chuck Norris' beard is the only other matrial known to man to cut diamonds.
-God said he would never destroy the world by flood again, because he knew he could never defeat Chuck Norris.
-The Irish Famine was caused when Chuck Norris realized how much he liked potatoes.
-Chuck Norris always has sex from behind. This way, when the heat is on, he's always watching his partner's back. Nobody knows what Chuck looks like naked. NOBODY.
-A picture and specs on Chuck Norris can be found in a military WMD list, right above nuclear and thermonuclear ballistic missiles. Pictures of his arms alone can be found in the heavy gun section on the following page.
-Chuck Norris liked his beard so much, he grew another one on his chest.

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