and though i was very heavy
i don't know if this is passive-agressive or just obnoxious, but it is wii fit:
on playing for a few days: "It's the weekend! You should take some time off!"
On missing one day: "So, too busy to see me yesterday, huh, oh_chris?"
Advice for the 'walking test': "Try and keep an equal balance on both legs while walking."
After keeping 59% of the weight on one leg and 41% on the other: "35%! YOU FAIL!"
Random advice during the day: "You know, the body's weight can fluctuate up to 2 pounds in one day, just through basic chemical processes?"
On gaining over 1.1 lbs: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Now go sit in the corner and think about what you did wrong. This is going to go on your permanent record."
on playing for a few days: "It's the weekend! You should take some time off!"
On missing one day: "So, too busy to see me yesterday, huh, oh_chris?"
Advice for the 'walking test': "Try and keep an equal balance on both legs while walking."
After keeping 59% of the weight on one leg and 41% on the other: "35%! YOU FAIL!"
Random advice during the day: "You know, the body's weight can fluctuate up to 2 pounds in one day, just through basic chemical processes?"
On gaining over 1.1 lbs: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Now go sit in the corner and think about what you did wrong. This is going to go on your permanent record."