Also Yesterday I met a CRAZY BITCH/ Don't go to L.A. Nails & Spa

[oh__morrissey]

When I got home my head was pounding harder than a Jehovah’s Witness on the front door. I sat down and took my temperature four times willing it to increase so I wouldn’t have to go to school on Friday. It was 99.1 each time, thus I sulked until Erin Kennedy called and reminded me today was the only day we could go together to get our nails done

Comments

[thesunsleeps]

this is amazing.

pureley genius.

whatsup? this is adam graetz.

[crystlxballa]

I just called you to see if this is true. So call me back if it is, and if it's not.

[anonymous]

that's probably the best story i've ever heard.
-natalie g

[boris_thespider]

You have, without a doubt, the most entertaining El Jay posts, I applaud you.

[madster_me]

i laughed really hard while reading this.