GROW THE FUCK UP
I have to admit something to everyone. Most of the time, I do my best to do a live and let live mental mentality with the world. I like to believe that, in general, we are all adults who are reasonable and can accept that the world is not perfect. But there are times like these that I want to force everyone to take a 'Common Sense Real World IQ' test and if they fail, just shoot them. Right then and there, no second chances, no appeals. Just get them out of the gene pool at quick and simple.
So what has pissed in my breakfast this morning? The acceptance of the fact that there are more emotionally crippled, thin skinned assholes who nothing better then to tell other people what they can and can not do based on what they deem to be acceptable. I shall attempt to explain.
It seems that Sony had released a new game called 'Fat Princess' at the E3 expo. As described to me "It is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: you can thwart capture attempts by locking the once-thin princess in a dungeon and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her harder for your enemies to haul back to home base. "
Okay it really doesn't sound like a game I would even care about, much less go out and play because of the gripping plot and concept of the game. Still there are 'Feminists' who are having cows over this because it is because of how it portrays women.
This is where I need to put up a warning. The following IS going to offend. It IS going to upset. It IS here to express my point of view. It may seem sexist, but I am not. Still I'm sure some people are going to read this and get all emotional, and to those people all I can say it that every now and then the truth hurts. If you are that pissed off, then go join the 'I hate Ogunshi club' (a fine establishment with more and more people joining everyday. I also hear they have cookies).
To all you feminists out there who are crying foul over this game, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I understand you were scorned as a child or your uncle touched you or didn't have a date to the prom but just stop. Enough is enough, I mean go rock you flannel wearing ass elsewhere.
IT IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME!!!! A game used for entertainment. It is for fun, based in a world of fantasy, not reality!!! I know you are going to say something that it can give the wrong impression to girls. Well I really didn't see any of you combat boot wearing ladies complaining when any of the 'Tomb Raider' games came out. Lets see in one hand we have a cartoon princess eating cake. Oh yes there is the scourge of the world! The world cake supply is in danger OH NO!!!!! Yet on the other hand we have a grave robbing dyke who goes around shooting things and people and breaking international laws for no other reason then to take something that does not belong to her. Yes that is what we should teach the little girls of the world. To get what you want just make a sexy quote and shoot everything in sight until you get what you want.
I guess it is sort of the age old question.. "Cake or Death"
Another argument is that you have brought up it is the weight issue and how all male heroes are fit. Uuuuummmm have you ever SEEN any of the Mario games. Talk about over weight. I mean that man needs to loose some poundage. Stop marching and banging your drums for a while and learn to enjoy life.
I mean ladies, it is a game meant for fun. Hell of you are going to bitch about anything in the game how about lack of plot!
For some reason people in the world today are getting too PC, and this means that their skin is WAY too thin and have forgotten that every now and have forgotten a simple rule to enjoying life the way it was meant to be. "If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"
So to all you feminists out there, here is my not so humble advice to you. LET IT GO! I mean just drop all your protests and crying foul. The only ones seeing these imaginary limits are you. There is no more glass ceiling. Hell the only problem between the sexes IS you are your rather highly messed up concept of what is acceptable.
Now by no means get into your head that I am saying to shut up, put on a dress, go into the kitchen, cook me dinner and take care of the kids. I'm only telling you to grow up just bit. Accept that the world is not perfect and you need to accept that not everything is going to go your way because you feel the need to do the line "I am woman, hear me roar". Believe me when I say yes I acknowledge that you are a woman and proud, but for the love of god shut up already. You are beginning to sound like a car alarm. Sure it gets attention for a few seconds, but after a while you are ignored. Then there is the sad part, if the car alarm is too annoying it is eventually silenced and then removed because people realized that it is an outdated ides and are just sick of the fact that it causes more problems then solves them.
So what has pissed in my breakfast this morning? The acceptance of the fact that there are more emotionally crippled, thin skinned assholes who nothing better then to tell other people what they can and can not do based on what they deem to be acceptable. I shall attempt to explain.
It seems that Sony had released a new game called 'Fat Princess' at the E3 expo. As described to me "It is a capture-the-flag game with a twist: you can thwart capture attempts by locking the once-thin princess in a dungeon and stuffing her full of cake, thereby increasing her girth and making her harder for your enemies to haul back to home base. "
Okay it really doesn't sound like a game I would even care about, much less go out and play because of the gripping plot and concept of the game. Still there are 'Feminists' who are having cows over this because it is because of how it portrays women.
This is where I need to put up a warning. The following IS going to offend. It IS going to upset. It IS here to express my point of view. It may seem sexist, but I am not. Still I'm sure some people are going to read this and get all emotional, and to those people all I can say it that every now and then the truth hurts. If you are that pissed off, then go join the 'I hate Ogunshi club' (a fine establishment with more and more people joining everyday. I also hear they have cookies).
To all you feminists out there who are crying foul over this game, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I understand you were scorned as a child or your uncle touched you or didn't have a date to the prom but just stop. Enough is enough, I mean go rock you flannel wearing ass elsewhere.
IT IS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME!!!! A game used for entertainment. It is for fun, based in a world of fantasy, not reality!!! I know you are going to say something that it can give the wrong impression to girls. Well I really didn't see any of you combat boot wearing ladies complaining when any of the 'Tomb Raider' games came out. Lets see in one hand we have a cartoon princess eating cake. Oh yes there is the scourge of the world! The world cake supply is in danger OH NO!!!!! Yet on the other hand we have a grave robbing dyke who goes around shooting things and people and breaking international laws for no other reason then to take something that does not belong to her. Yes that is what we should teach the little girls of the world. To get what you want just make a sexy quote and shoot everything in sight until you get what you want.
I guess it is sort of the age old question.. "Cake or Death"
Another argument is that you have brought up it is the weight issue and how all male heroes are fit. Uuuuummmm have you ever SEEN any of the Mario games. Talk about over weight. I mean that man needs to loose some poundage. Stop marching and banging your drums for a while and learn to enjoy life.
I mean ladies, it is a game meant for fun. Hell of you are going to bitch about anything in the game how about lack of plot!
For some reason people in the world today are getting too PC, and this means that their skin is WAY too thin and have forgotten that every now and have forgotten a simple rule to enjoying life the way it was meant to be. "If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"
So to all you feminists out there, here is my not so humble advice to you. LET IT GO! I mean just drop all your protests and crying foul. The only ones seeing these imaginary limits are you. There is no more glass ceiling. Hell the only problem between the sexes IS you are your rather highly messed up concept of what is acceptable.
Now by no means get into your head that I am saying to shut up, put on a dress, go into the kitchen, cook me dinner and take care of the kids. I'm only telling you to grow up just bit. Accept that the world is not perfect and you need to accept that not everything is going to go your way because you feel the need to do the line "I am woman, hear me roar". Believe me when I say yes I acknowledge that you are a woman and proud, but for the love of god shut up already. You are beginning to sound like a car alarm. Sure it gets attention for a few seconds, but after a while you are ignored. Then there is the sad part, if the car alarm is too annoying it is eventually silenced and then removed because people realized that it is an outdated ides and are just sick of the fact that it causes more problems then solves them.