Gekigan BEAM!
Did you knwo that sixteen precent of all shitzus end up as traffic cones? Well, I hope you didn't because that is total nonsense. What am I going to write about today,w hat indeed? Hmm... let's take an idea from the responces to my last entry, namely something by Sybillicious (or Sybill Notimportantenoughforherownlastname, as you prefer) about ampleness and perkiness. Mmmmm... amply perky.... alright, so this is an ALL CALL! Woman who are reading this journal, you are OFFICIALLY invited to send me pictures of your breasts! I will put them up on my website and probably masturbate to them six or seven times. But wait! There's more! Send in right now and you will recieve one free cup of sppoge sent to you via regular post as long as I don't have to pay anything to ship it! But how is it we can offer this incredible deal, you ask! Simple! Lubrication! Woo Hoo!
Anyway, obviously I had -nothing- of worth to say in this post. Ha ha, sucker.
Anyway, obviously I had -nothing- of worth to say in this post. Ha ha, sucker.