[[The feed opens with...a rather irritated looking troll, who looks oddly familiar in her lavender squiddle tee. She remains quiet and takes a sip from whatever warm drink is in her hand, while in the background a jumble of excited babbling can be heard from what sounds like John. After a few more moments of that, the troll on screen fans out the
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Is there anything we should know about being a troll, Equius? I'm fairly certain it would be a good idea to know things we should avoid ahead of time, rather than merely stumble upon them.
How are you enjoying the curse so far?
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[Centaurs are mystics, he knows this stuff.]
You're also probably stronger than you were before, in your human forms, and likely moodier too, so be aware of that. And, Lavender Highblood, it looks like you are a sea troll, so you might be able to breathe underwater. I suggest asking Feferi about that, as she'd be more likely to answer you than Flotsam.
As for me, I'm enjoying this curse immensely; it's much better than the last one.
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Did the curse turn you human or something?
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[Holding out the SFC again, yeah, check out that horse body. Best curse. BEST CURSE.]
I want to say, as well, that I called it. I knew you and Rose were highbloods!
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[John would have to agree. Being a troll is pretty awesome.]
Haaa...well, just for this week, I guess we are. [Wait...hold on. He's coming to a realization here.] Purple...is higher than blue, right?
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And yes, purple is higher than blue.
[Not even going to get into the whole "land dwellers vs. sea dwellers" thing.]
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[This is important. He needs to know if he needs to treat her MORE like a princess than he already does.]
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But I assure you, you're still quite high amongst the land trolls!
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[Equius trails off here as he puts it all together. Waaaait, John and Rose are basically matesprits, right? So he's asking if he can use this as an excuse to be really nice to someone he cares about because they're the Highblood, isn't he?]
[Check out this expression, John. This is the closest you'll probably ever get to seeing Equius actually smile.]
Yes, John. Yes, you should treat her like royalty.
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Hehehe, then that is what I will do! First thing tomorrow: breakfast in bed, I think. And then whatever she wants to do after that. Hmm...
[He seems to lose himself in his musings for a moment.]
Oh...wait. Question. Can trolls eat the same things as humans?
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[Considering.]
You may wish to ask Kanaya or someone reasonable about it; they can certainly explain it better than I can. In any case, you might need to find a pair of recuperacoons, if you and Rose plan on sleeping at all this week.
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[This saddens him greatly. It's really hard for him to fall asleep if Rose isn't next to him.]
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