The completely nonsense familia tree!
Stolen from Papa Dog's facebook:
La Familia Family Tree ( with occupations)
Patriarch: Parfus Ng Fatt Gun (Huang Fagong), the Moulder of the satanic youth of the nation
Matriach/ Diety : Sri Podianmande Afflecke Sumi Ng Poi Leng (Huang Peiling), the Cat Mother Theresa
Elder Son: Peru Me Nathaniel Ng, the Corporate Bitch
Younger Son: Piri You Sataniel Ng, the Freelance Van Drebar
Communal Daughter-in-law: Royalty Z Peru-Ng, the Financial Priority Consultants
Bastard Child : Lai Eng Huat (Lai Yinghua), the Gravedigger/ Pork Seller/ Passport Chop-per
Familia Lawyer : Murad Murddu Marican, specializing in family divorces
Familia Pet: Margru Chikin, the Moulder of the satanic yet anglican youth of the nation
One-time mistress: Shah Mama Devil Hammock, the Lingerie Seller
I'm the bastard child of Shah Mama Devil and Papa Dog. I think I turned out pretty ok compared to my parents.
La Familia Family Tree ( with occupations)
Patriarch: Parfus Ng Fatt Gun (Huang Fagong), the Moulder of the satanic youth of the nation
Matriach/ Diety : Sri Podianmande Afflecke Sumi Ng Poi Leng (Huang Peiling), the Cat Mother Theresa
Elder Son: Peru Me Nathaniel Ng, the Corporate Bitch
Younger Son: Piri You Sataniel Ng, the Freelance Van Drebar
Communal Daughter-in-law: Royalty Z Peru-Ng, the Financial Priority Consultants
Bastard Child : Lai Eng Huat (Lai Yinghua), the Gravedigger/ Pork Seller/ Passport Chop-per
Familia Lawyer : Murad Murddu Marican, specializing in family divorces
Familia Pet: Margru Chikin, the Moulder of the satanic yet anglican youth of the nation
One-time mistress: Shah Mama Devil Hammock, the Lingerie Seller
I'm the bastard child of Shah Mama Devil and Papa Dog. I think I turned out pretty ok compared to my parents.