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So I'm watching the Ohio State/Florida game right now and I'm definitely not impressed. No, not with Greg Oden, that manchild is a mother fucking beast. I'm talking about the fugly, awkward-moving Joakim Noah, the same 6'11" dumbass the critics have been raving about since Florida won the National Championship last season. They keep saying how great he's going to be in the NBA and I'm still not convinced, and I'm pretty certain I never will be. He has crappy footwork, no short range shot, and the only reason he's "flourishing" is because of the shitty ass teams Florida has been facing lately. Just because he's blocking guys that are 2 feet shorter than him and plays like his life depended on it doesn't make him great. Fuck, if I was 7 feet tall I'd be putting up 100 points and pulling down 50 boards a game too. And playing with fucking "passion" doesn't increase your skill level. If that was true Mark Madsen would be a future hall-of-famer for sure. Check out this review of him: http://www.nbadraft.net/admincp/profiles/joakimnoah.html
They had to waste 3 lines of his "strengths" on shitty ass remarks:
1) High energy player who plays games with great passion and intensity.
2) Tough minded kid who possesses a warrior attitude in that he loves to compete and never backs down from physical play.
3) Despite being a junior, Noah has untapped potential.
Well fuck, I have untapped potential too. Too bad it's so buried underneath that I'll never be the next Michael Jordan I was hoping to be. Fuck Joakim Noah. He's an ugly ass mother fucker who will be as dominant a center as Dan Gadzuric is and then you'll never hear from his monkey shit face again. Bottom line: Noah is gay, Florida sucks, UCLA will rock the Madness come March.
They had to waste 3 lines of his "strengths" on shitty ass remarks:
1) High energy player who plays games with great passion and intensity.
2) Tough minded kid who possesses a warrior attitude in that he loves to compete and never backs down from physical play.
3) Despite being a junior, Noah has untapped potential.
Well fuck, I have untapped potential too. Too bad it's so buried underneath that I'll never be the next Michael Jordan I was hoping to be. Fuck Joakim Noah. He's an ugly ass mother fucker who will be as dominant a center as Dan Gadzuric is and then you'll never hear from his monkey shit face again. Bottom line: Noah is gay, Florida sucks, UCLA will rock the Madness come March.