- 18:39 Ring of Honor.... *clap clap clapclapclap* I'm exhausted.... *clap clap clapclapclap* Can't stop chanting.... *clap clap clapclapclap* #
- 19:50 Saunders has NO answer for Fitch. At all. #
- 19:52 If this next round is anything like the first 2, 30-27 Fitch. #ufc111 #
- 19:55 It's like Murgliata wants Saunders to win. #ufc111 #
- 20:01 Fitch dominated that. Totally earned his 30-27. Like Saunders wasn't even in the same gear. #ufc111 #
- 20:03 Camoes is awesome, but Pellegrino IS NICKNAMED BATMAN! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAH BATMAN! #ufc111 #
- 20:04 Things I hate, in increasing order. GSP, unlubricated sex, Dan Hardy, The Holocaust. GO GSP! #ufc111 #
- 20:05 My 3100st Tweet featured both unlubricated sex, and The Holocaust. I get an award for that, right? Like a plaque? #
- 20:12 @ robokate You mean with someone like Michelle McGee? Or Jesse James? Cuz I hear they're both pretty easy... #
- 20:13 That first round was hard to score. Both men had the other in some pretty shakey positions, could go either way. #ufc111 #
- 20:14 The second round, however, and Camoes is looking not so good. #ufc111 #
- 20:16 Textbook rear naked. BATMAN!!! #ufc111 #
- 20:22 SHANE MOTHER FUCKING CARWIN, BIYOTCHES! #ufc111 #
- 20:25 Don't get me wrong. Frank Mir is amazing, and looking awesome. But Carwin is a beast. #ufc111 #
- 20:30 If Mir fights smart, he might win this. If he tries to come at Carwin head on, he's doomed. #ufc111 (either way, awesome fight ahead) #
- 20:35 HA! Repeat of Mir Lesnar. Hate to break it to you, MIr is a has been. Climb on him and fuck him like a bitch. #
- 20:42 My synopsis of #ufc111 Mir/Carwin: They dance, Carwin pushes Mir against the fence, punches him, separate, Mir crumbles like bleu cheese. #
- 20:43 Frank Mir fans are a lot like Cubs fans, you almost have to feel sorry for them. #ufc111 #
- 20:49 @ robokate After seeing the way Lesnar and Carwin whipped his ass, I'd say Mir was less beast, more mongrel. #
- 20:54 Pound for pound, GSP is the best fighter in this sport. Yes, better than SIlva. #
- 20:58 I never want anything bad to happen to UFC fighters, but maybe 5 minutes of paralysis for Dan Hardy? Please? Full recovery after, of course. #
- 21:04 HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF THAT? #ufc111 #
- 21:06 Well, Hardy doesn't look like the arm is an issue at this point... #ufc111 #
- 21:07 Hardy has NO answer for GSPs takedown. And once he gets it, he passes AT WILL. #ufc111 #
- 21:08 Hardy is like a greased weasel! A greased Nottingham weasel! #ufc111 #
- 21:10 And incidentally, you have to pay extra for a "greased weasel," at least from most hookers in Phoenix. Or so I hear. #
- 21:12 After 2 rounds, 20-18 GSP. That first round almost counted 10-8, and would have in a non-title fight. #ufc111 #
- 21:14 It's like GSP *could* win at any moment, but he just wants to make you look bad for 5 rounds. It's an MMA clinic. #ufc111 #
- 21:17 And GSP is so nice, you could almost imagine him inviting his opponent out for coffee after kicking his ass. #ufc111 #
- 21:18 Three rounds in, GSP 30-27. Hardy has to have a KO or two AMAZING rounds. #ufc111 #
- 21:21 @ robokate Like I said, if it wasn't a title fight, I'd expect a 10-8 round. One judge might give it. #ufc111 #
- 21:22 GREASED! WEASEL!! Seriously. Dan Hardy is Plastic-Man! #ufc111 #
- 21:28 50-45, 50-45, 50-44. My prediction. #ufc111 One judge will give a 10-8 round. #
- 21:31 Well, I was right. One judge had one 10-8 round. Another had *2* rounds! #ufc111. #
- 21:35 Yeah, seriously, MAD FUCKING PROPS to Dan Hardy for staying in that fight against moves like that. I wanted to tap watching it. #ufc111 #
- 21:35 And that may be the first and only nice thing I have ever, or will ever, say about Dan Hardy. #ufc111 #
- 21:49 So, who's next for GSP? Seriously, who's left? #
- 21:50 @ BitterOldJoe Seriously? Seriously?? We are a 5 minute walk from QT!! #
- 21:55 @ aarondillonator Anderson Silva vs GSP, even non-title, would make me the happiest man on Earth. #
- 22:02 And you know, I may have to agree that Lesnar/Carwin is for the second best heavyweight in MMA. Cuz Fedor > ALL. #
- 22:23 www.youtube.com/watch?v=KABUQxllGbk #
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