Kaoru! KAORU~!
I have three words for you, dear brother:
LIFE-SIZE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!
CLEARLY, however, this one from a Disney resort is not properly proportioned. I want a REAL gingerbread house--a door I can walk through, candy stairs for me to climb, and a frost-paned window for me to open and wave out of.
Wouldn't you agree?