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[oftpartitioned]

guys! Ukraina's hot boss (and like WAY less hot boss) says she hasn't been home!!! And when I went to see Białoruś to make sure she wasn't picking on her they said SHE'S gone too!

And Rosja said his fatass he doesn't know anything about it, but like

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[thousandlakes]

Yeah, Ukraine wasn't at her apartment when Denmark and I went to visit...

[thousandlakes]

Are you sure it wasn't Russia.

I just mean.

His track record with countries vanishing overnight isn't particularly compelling evidence in his favor.

[knockoff]

Does however he particularly have reason to do such a thing to Belarus?

[oftpartitioned]

yeah cause shes crazy!! If he kidnapped Ukraine i bet she would INSIST on being kidnapped too

[thousandlakes]

Oh that's right, I forgot about that..... I really don't know then!

[oftpartitioned]

are you trying to make me go blind?!

[thousandlakes]

Sorry! Just don't want him to ever see me-um sorry!

[oftpartitioned]

why are YOU afraid of him?? Can't you whoop his ass on like skis again?

[thousandlakes]

I'm supposed to be nice to him so I don't have to do that again.

[oftpartitioned]

but you can! So if I like find them in Siberia you get your shnowshoes on, right buddy?!

[thousandlakes]

Welllllllll

[thousandlakes]

Okay! I'll put in extra time at the shooting range too!

[oftpartitioned]

Also TOTALLY agreed there...

[forsvaret]

Oh yeah!! We went there and it was really messy!!!

I couldn't find my boxers at all!!

[oftpartitioned]

!!!!!!!

america totally betrays me and now THIS!!!! I am having the worst week ever!

[forsvaret]

Don't worry, I didn't have sex with her!