Carlisle had been posting reminders all week, and this is his final one:
Team Meeting
Captain: Carlisle Cullen
The Baseball Diamond, Today, 3 pm
Please acquire a glove from home or the Bar if you haven't already.As everyone arrives, Carlisle clears his throat (all while wearing an extra-long billed baseball hat and skin-tone gloves to cover his
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"Turanga Leela, Third Base, reporting for duty!"
They say first impressions are important, you know.
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"Have you ever played baseball before?"
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"Not your traditional baseball, but I've had it explained to me before. But I am retired from professional blernsball."
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(People don't like it when you stare, Carlisle.)
"Great. If you'd like, I can run some drills with you. Is there anything you'd like to work on specifically?"
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"I'm game, Captain. A refresher on the basic mechanics of the game would be helpful, and, uh... I used to pitch, so I am by no means deficient, but... I have a little issue with depth perception."
She points to that eye. You know, just in case you missed it, Carlisle.
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Ah, yes. The whole cyclops bit.
"Do you mind if we start with throwing drills then? That way I can have an idea of what other members of the team should be aware of." Adjusting quickly, "I've got one team member that spontaneously turns into a duck. There are a lot of modifications going on, trust me."
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She doesn't take offense immediately -- after all, she's been the butt of jokes her whole life. The duck thing gets a blink and a smirk out of her, though.
"Don't worry. I did take lessons from Hank Aaron, so I'm ready for whatever you can throw at me."
Beat.
"Uh, no pun intended."
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"A...Hank Aaron? The Hank Aaron?"
Leela might be Carlisle's new best friend.
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Okay, if we're being totally honest? It was Hank Aaron the Twenty-Fourth, a distant relative of the Hank Aaron and, er, the second worst blernsball player of all time.
Next to Leela.
Yeah.
But! The two conversations she had with the Hank Aaron's head in a jar were career changing! Really!
Ahem.
:D?
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