Oct 29, 2004 11:51
Massachusetts Laws:
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
An old ordinance declares goates illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their txi during their shifts
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday
Hunting on Sundays is prohibited
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath
A woman cannot be on top during sexual activities
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car
Boston Laws:
It is illegal to play the fiddle
Two people may not kiss in front of a church
No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears
Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public garden/Common anytime except Sundays
It is illegal to eat peanuts in church
An old law prohibits taking baths on Sunday
Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Govenor is present
Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the Common
No one may take a bath without a perscription
It is illegal for a citizen to own more than three dogs