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[ofosho]

so today we were playing some frisbee after school, and we're just chillin'. along comes a huge redtailed hawk followed by an enemy posse of smaller burds. they were all up in his grill. so hawk-face is swoopin' around and one little bird decides to come on the field. the hawk up and went down and grabbed him. he showed that bitch a lesson.

Comments

[mcbobaroo]

that whore flew over my discus territory and attacked a bird in mid-air! what the flip!

[ofosho]

no, the little birds were nipping at him. you should have seen it. hes up in the air, and all these little birds were nipping at his wings and stuff. it was like watching david beat up on goliath, but i was rooting for the hawk, cuz hawks are tight.

[lilmikey76]

He might've stolen something from them like some baby bird or something. I saw that happen once and it was sad.

[ofosho]

i dont think it was a baby, cuz it took the hawk a while to scoop up his kill after striking. plus, its a little late for baby birds, they are in kindergarden now, gosh!

[ofosho]

i think this hawk is more prone to chokin' fools than latrell spreewell

[lejue]

aaa-ron. first off, that is a crazy story and you would make a good discovery channel narrator.
also. i applied at the library last week and i know the job might suck, but im in a super-jam for getting a job this summer and i wa swondering if you could help push my application through or anything else that might work to get me the job there please please please.
thank you tonnnnns if possible.

[ofosho]

fo sho. i will do as much as i humanly can. heart?