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ofortunistic

Jun 25, 2010 17:38

*A CUTE LITTLE GIRL IS WANDERING THE CORNFIELDS, VERY PURPOSEFULLY*

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fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 00:44:27 UTC

[OH NOES]

[THERE IS A BIG SCARY MONSTER LURKING IN THE STALKS OF CORN]

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 00:49:35 UTC

Colonel, there you are! Turn off your button.

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 00:52:00 UTC

I can't. It's stuck.

[it's so very stuck]

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 00:55:39 UTC

I need to talk to you anyway!

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 00:57:44 UTC

[breaking off a two cobs of corn and holding them up to the side of his face]

I'm all ears.

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 01:00:19 UTC

Boooo, Colonel.

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 01:01:21 UTC

Shall we? Ladies first.

[. . .says this as he walks off in the direction of Iskierka's pavilion]

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 01:06:54 UTC

Hey, that place is huge!

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 01:10:02 UTC

The owner is available, as far as I know.

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 01:19:53 UTC

Reeeeaaaa~lly? ♪

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 01:28:47 UTC

Young and feisty as well. You'd have your hands full.

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 01:31:40 UTC

Hmmmmm~ I think an old man would be better, but I won't be too picky! ♥

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 01:35:44 UTC

Oh, Iskierka is quite the looker. Stunning even, if I may say so.

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 01:43:10 UTC

If I didn't know, better, Colonel, I'd say you sounded taken...

fomicrymeariver June 26 2010, 05:12:36 UTC

Perhaps I am. Perhaps I aim to live vicariously through you, Anise. You know us old folks, always appropriating the livelihood of youngsters.

ofortunistic June 26 2010, 05:21:52 UTC

I'm sure you could be young at heart if you wanted to, Colonel!

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