[junkyard edition] Falling Forwards (side story)
Author ofolivesnginger
Fandom: EXO
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Rating: R
Words: 553
Warnings: crack
Summary: this is the beakyeol pov of the scene in this where they're in the limo and kris is laughing at them
the short story is that baekhyun’s trying to shake off this guy from the team who’s got this unrelenting crush on him by asking chanyeol to pretend to be his boyfriend.
it’d been going well until the kid got suspicious and asked outright who chanyeol was and squinted his eyes when baekhyun choked out “my boyfriend”
they’re in a limo now, headed off to the party, and in this highly confined space the guy’s eyes have been drilling holes into the both of them, scrutinizing every move. baekhyun’s hands are trembling from how hard hes clutching his phone, typing a text chanyeol like a zombie
"chanyeol help he’s watching us"
"shit we gotta do something"
baekhyun climbs into chanyeols lap “ok im gonna talk you gotta act aroused ok?” chanyeol nods. he knows he’s been confused about his sexuality lately ever since baekhyun had made him sign the fucking contract that said there were to be no feelings or shit like that and chanyeol was all champ like please im not even gay and look at him now, aw fuck, baekhyun’s really hot. but even if he is confused he does know for fucking certain that if baekhyun starts fuckin dirty talking in his ear while grinding on him there is no way he wont be actually aroused
then baekhyun leans in.”the butcher’s store is having a sale on pork chops today" baekhyun whispers into his ear, hips rolling into chanyeols
“shit”
“my grandma used to raise these little chicks and she sewed them all sweaters but when she was done they’d all grown up already and she no longer recognized them”
chanyeol tilts his head back against the seat of the limo, baekhyuns hips grinding on him. his eyebrows pull together out of concern
"What happened to the chicks then?" he says gasping a little
“we ate them without telling grandma she thought she lost her chicks”
“fuck" chanyeol groans particularly loudly in the silence of the limo. someone coughs from somewhere. baekhyun keeps whispering and his breath is tickling chanyeol because hes so fucking close chanyeol thinks his lips actually brush his ears a few times
“last year a guy in my class was bragging about some legendary porn tape he found at a store," baekhyun takes a breath
"mmhm, keep going" chanyeol grinds out
"and the day before he sold it i switched it with my moms julia child turkey basting recipe”
"oh my god”
“the guy who sold it told them the chick was buttered up nice and full and the guy who bought it thought he got scammed and was fucking furious”
"baekhyun, fuck!" he almost screams, and the he lowers his voice, baekhyun still wiggling his ass on his lap, and whispers back "was the actual tape as good as he said?"
“i dont know i dont watch straight porn”
"AH, RIGHT-" chanyeol shouts "-there" baekhyun keeps grinding.
the whole limo is silent. nobody is watching them. everybody is terrified. baekhyun is in the middle of saying “yesterday my cat took a shit in the-” when zitao shoots out of his seat, shouting “fuck I cant take this anymore!!” and throws his phone onto the couch, banging on the window behind the driver, and a few seconds after the deafening blast of pop music fills the silence.
Fandom: EXO
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Rating: R
Words: 553
Warnings: crack
Summary: this is the beakyeol pov of the scene in this where they're in the limo and kris is laughing at them
the short story is that baekhyun’s trying to shake off this guy from the team who’s got this unrelenting crush on him by asking chanyeol to pretend to be his boyfriend.
it’d been going well until the kid got suspicious and asked outright who chanyeol was and squinted his eyes when baekhyun choked out “my boyfriend”
they’re in a limo now, headed off to the party, and in this highly confined space the guy’s eyes have been drilling holes into the both of them, scrutinizing every move. baekhyun’s hands are trembling from how hard hes clutching his phone, typing a text chanyeol like a zombie
"chanyeol help he’s watching us"
"shit we gotta do something"
baekhyun climbs into chanyeols lap “ok im gonna talk you gotta act aroused ok?” chanyeol nods. he knows he’s been confused about his sexuality lately ever since baekhyun had made him sign the fucking contract that said there were to be no feelings or shit like that and chanyeol was all champ like please im not even gay and look at him now, aw fuck, baekhyun’s really hot. but even if he is confused he does know for fucking certain that if baekhyun starts fuckin dirty talking in his ear while grinding on him there is no way he wont be actually aroused
then baekhyun leans in.”the butcher’s store is having a sale on pork chops today" baekhyun whispers into his ear, hips rolling into chanyeols
“shit”
“my grandma used to raise these little chicks and she sewed them all sweaters but when she was done they’d all grown up already and she no longer recognized them”
chanyeol tilts his head back against the seat of the limo, baekhyuns hips grinding on him. his eyebrows pull together out of concern
"What happened to the chicks then?" he says gasping a little
“we ate them without telling grandma she thought she lost her chicks”
“fuck" chanyeol groans particularly loudly in the silence of the limo. someone coughs from somewhere. baekhyun keeps whispering and his breath is tickling chanyeol because hes so fucking close chanyeol thinks his lips actually brush his ears a few times
“last year a guy in my class was bragging about some legendary porn tape he found at a store," baekhyun takes a breath
"mmhm, keep going" chanyeol grinds out
"and the day before he sold it i switched it with my moms julia child turkey basting recipe”
"oh my god”
“the guy who sold it told them the chick was buttered up nice and full and the guy who bought it thought he got scammed and was fucking furious”
"baekhyun, fuck!" he almost screams, and the he lowers his voice, baekhyun still wiggling his ass on his lap, and whispers back "was the actual tape as good as he said?"
“i dont know i dont watch straight porn”
"AH, RIGHT-" chanyeol shouts "-there" baekhyun keeps grinding.
the whole limo is silent. nobody is watching them. everybody is terrified. baekhyun is in the middle of saying “yesterday my cat took a shit in the-” when zitao shoots out of his seat, shouting “fuck I cant take this anymore!!” and throws his phone onto the couch, banging on the window behind the driver, and a few seconds after the deafening blast of pop music fills the silence.