[ Your video today is of Minato facing his worst Pokemon fear: the threat of being crushed by a Steelix while sleeping outside! With a magazine over his face, the boy is laid out on a roadside bench, dozing peacefully as his Smoochum and a newly-evolved Graveler play about with his Pokegear. It's all very cute, the feed showing Smoochum bouncing about all smooch smooch chum chum for awhile...
Then it starts
doing aerobics. This is fine by itself - Minato's arm drops off his chest in the background to hang, mumbling something in his sleep - and there's probably more than enough time for people to join in before Chernobog decides that a giant rock doing jumping jacks is an excellent idea. The subsequent ground-shaking wakes our hero up, just in time to see himself about to meet the ground. ]
Ah--
[ Splat. Faceplanted.
Hello, Johto! ]