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Heeeey! What are we doing for New Year's? Anyway, though, I have some details sorted out for the baptism, if you're coming then you should hit me up for those! Ummmmm - Jack, heel! I need to tell you words for the food for the Very Informal Reception afterwards.
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I'm sorry, Gabriel said I'm not allowed to have a lion ( Read more... )
What can I do for you, Donna?
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FIRST OF ALL: It's January 4th, wear a suit.
Okay! Pretty much everybody is like 'oh I'll eat anything and/or am really adventurous'. About a dozen people are probably going to end up coming - it definitely won't go over 20 and if food is overestimated and I can just eat leftovers for a week. If I tell you I need some raw steak for Scar if he comes will that balance out asking for a vegetarian option just in case?
The service is going to be in the afternoon and then I figure kind of a serve-yourself-your-whores ~*relaxed reception*~ at my apartment. And I've never decided a menu for anything on my own in my life YOU'RE THE CHEF HELP ME :(
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Okay, yeah I am. But I'm also Artichoke's kept man, so you'll have to fight over me. Maybe in a ring of Jello.
Topless.
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I don't own a suit, Donna. This is me, remember?
...Wait, what? You have some kind of fucked up anemic biker for a friend and you never introduced me?
You just leave it in my so-very-capable hands, sugar.
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Well, try to look respectable and not like you've come for our women and our booze. Even if you have. This is serious it's important to me :(
He's not an anemic biker, he's a lion! You can meet him if he comes. I'm really hoping he'll come, but he's kind of the pissiest thing in the world sometimes, so I don't know.
I love you so much ♥
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Donna, you wound me.
...I don't drink.
Oh. Well, then. A lion.
Could be worse. He could be a vegetarian.
I know you do.
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Noted! I do, I shouldn't.
I don't think lions come in 'vegetarian'. He says he's sending his nephew, and I'm trying to wear him down on coming himself, so: raw steaks, please. ♥
Good! I'm not a subtle girl.
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Ex-junkie. It was cold turkey or death, and I like living.
Thank God. I mean, I'm still trying to wrap my fucking head around cooking for a lion-- I am not a goddamn zookeeper, Donna-- but at least he eats meat.
I knew you were me with really fantastic tits.
...Which I got to take a peek at the other night, by the way. Remy was drunk of his goddamn ass, so I'll ask you; why were you naked?
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Honey. I like you alive, too.
I win, he's definitely coming. Thank you for this! I know it's weird.
sfkjdfj oh my GOD! Um. I was doing body shots with Faye and Threnody. My underwear turned up in some really weird places and I think they're burning the couch.
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That seems to be the consensus. Other than Mimi, but Mimi eats puppies for breakfast with a side order of souls of the damned.
Hey, don't worry about it. Not like I've never been called on to cook for some fucked up people. Chevy Chase is a dick.
...I fucking love Faye and Threnody.
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You're better alive. For climbing all over and demanding food from. I have priorities, you know!
Scar's kind of an asshole but you get used to it.
ME TOO. It was great. It was really great. Also, I flashed Ric because he was like WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR BREAST PUMP IN PUBLIC?
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Your priorities dovetail nicely with my fantasies. I can accept this.
Fair enough.
Ric...? Ah, the 'scrambled eggs' guy. Remy's jailbait piece of ass. Nice going, Donna! Tell me you got a picture of his face.
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C'mere then I'll climb you like a tree.
That's him! He's not jailbait, he's older than me! And no I didn't but I could always do it again.
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...Age ain't nothin' but a number, as they say. And that guy is fucking jailbait, Donna.
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And hey, I didn't say it was bad. I'd do him. I just said he might as well staple a puppy to his forehead and be done with it.
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Aw. He's cute, though. I love him.
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