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[ofmyderriere]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Oh my God, 13mths is too young to understand 'Mommy has a hangover, Mommy doesn't want to play with Gigantor the Bear'. Aaaand does anyone know where my bra ended up? Anyone? Bueller?

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[anti_bereznoff]

Um.

I'll play with the baby, if. That is. Unless it's a puppy, not a baby?

If no one can tend to it, that kind of thing... that kind of thing can get lonely, I suppose.

[ofmyderriere]

...uh, no. She's fine where she is. Thank you.

[anti_bereznoff]

Oh. Nothing to it - a lot of beautiful ladies with just as beautiful babies need a break too. So, if you ever need that - well, Miss Rose Walker let the Host Club look after her baby, so we... practised a little... um.

[ofmyderriere]

H...ow about you give me a phone number, and I will check it out? Today she's definitely staying with me, but I can probably always use childcare options.

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[anti_bereznoff]

Of course. The Host Club is always available at -

[anti_bereznoff]

[anti_bereznoff]

[anti_bereznoff]

DADDY NEVER INTRODUCED HIMSELF, DID HE?! YOU MUST THINK HE'S A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BABY-STALKER!

[ofmyderriere]

Oh my God. I'm not gonna lie, I was a little unnerved! ...but calm down. Hi. Who're you! I'm Donna.

[ooc: sdkljfdskf *LOL'D*]

[anti_bereznoff]

No, no, it's... useless... all useless... Daddy will throw himself off a bridge now.

[ooc: :D ]

[ofmyderriere]

Oh my God. ...please don't do that. It's Christmas.