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[ofmyderriere]

...hi! I'm Donna, I thiiiiink I'm kinda lost? I'm supposed to be in NYC right now? I was definitely in Bed-Stuy like, five minutes ago.

I have this tiny, itty-bitty emergency - the kind that needs a changing table as of approx. that five minutes ago - so if somebody could clue my ass in, that'd be great! And I would be grateful.

...anybody?

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[morethanasuit]

The urgency of a diaper change waits for nothing, not even being transported into another reality.

[ofmyderriere]

You know it. Babies prioritize like you would not believe, starting with "ME ME ME".

[morethanasuit]

I know some adults like that. Maybe if they weren't potty trained people would actually pay attention to them, but for all the wrong reasons.

[ofmyderriere]

You just took me to a place I can never come back from that I'm not sure I wanted to go to :(

[morethanasuit]

I'm sorry. Would lunch help make up for it?

I'm Tony Stark, by the way. Welcome to the City, Donna.

[ofmyderriere]

You know, it might.

Thank you! I'm Donna Duvall Voss, and the pint-sized queen of the universe is Sirja.

[morethanasuit]

Then let me buy you lunch. I know somewhere that would be kid friendly.

It's a pleasure to meet you and her Highness.

[ofmyderriere]

Oh, well then. I'm kinda tied up right now (Wanda's VERY GENEROUSLY helping me out while I get my bearings and all), how about tomorrow? 'Kid friendly' are kinda the magic words.

I live to please.

[morethanasuit]

Wanda is wonderful like that.

So is dimension hopping all that not strange where you're from? Or are you just very adaptable?

[ofmyderriere]

I love her already, basically.

Well, frankly this is like something out of my dad's books, but I...have a baby right here, you know? If I freak out, she's going to freak out. We've had kind of a rough few months, this is...insane but a lot of people are offering to help me and like, seriously? Pitching a fit in public? Not gonna help.

[morethanasuit]

I'm sure she's excited about that.

That's very practical of you. And people here are generally very helpful since we've all been in your situation before. Well, sans the baby thing.

[ofmyderriere]

I like to think I'm an exciting kind of girl!

Somebody's gotta be, might as well be me, huh? That makes sense, though, I guess!

[morethanasuit]

You just arrived in a different dimension than your own, you are one of the most exciting people in existance.

Yes, and it's best if you accept it right off. Some people insist it's a dream for a few days. That's not pretty.

[ofmyderriere]

But now I'm just one of the most exciting in a place full of exciting people. I mean, can you not see the problem here?

Oh, I haven't ruled out 'totally lost my mind' as a possibility yet! Family trait, y'know how it goes. Either way, though, girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[morethanasuit]

I can see how that might be a problem for most people, yes. I've never thought about it much.

That's a good attitude to have. I think I quite like you, Donna Duvall Voss.

[ofmyderriere]

Mr Excitement over here, I bet you never.

Everybody likes me, Tony Stark. It's because I'm so fucking cute.