Clemens Legacy 3.3
Here is a wonderful way to come back after one month of not posting.
L.L.: Mom, what is this thing on the ground? And why is it stinky and crying?
Midori: A TOMATO ISN'T A VEGETABLE?!
L.L.: MY BED IS A CASTLE
Garrett: great, kid.
Midori: So...wanna knock me up again?
L.L. HI MOM AND DAD
Midori: fuck that I'm getting out of here
What the hell. I've never seen this before.
Okay, never mind. It's just L.L sleeping underground. Totally normal.
O...k. This is L.L. all safe and sound! See! It was apparently a glitch from sleeping on the hammock, so I deleted that.
There are some serious things that are wrong with my game.
L.L.: Do you see what I did here?! Do you know how fucking awesome I am?!
No, L.L.
is it just me or is that a totally slutty pose for a baby? just sayin'
CHILD. DID YOU NOT NOTICE THE BED SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING CASTLE WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN YOUR ROOM
Gypsy: Sweet! I have arrived without anyone noticing!
Gypsy: Now just to sneak out without tipping off anybody...
Garrett: Um...
It seems that Jasmyn has finally reached senility.
HEY LOOK AT US BACK FROM OUR SHITTY JOBS
hey guess what Angel grew up yay, etc.
and see how she looks so much cuter with the new hairdo :D
Badly-dressed guy: I take offense to your overly tight v-neck!
Garrett: I take offense to your 80's snakeskin Liberace jacket!
This is Midori reacting to hot sand. At night.
L.L.: MOOOOOOM COULD WE EAT SOME FOOD THAT HASN'T GONE BAD FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Midori: urghhh kinda busyyyy
I kind of forgot they had a genie's lamp for a while >_>
Midori: hey genie!
Genie : sup
Midori: Let's see, what in the world could I possibly want...
Midori: A fuckton of money to come crashing down and possibly hit me on the head!
Midori: oops gotta run
Genie: Hey...?
Uh, this is the nursery as I previously thought you haven't seen it before...?
Midori's way to her child's intelligence advancement: farting on them.
Midori: heehee ^_^
Yay.
2nd pop is go.
It's so cute to see them do that sometimes. Do you hear that ISBI?!
Angel is a-poopin' and peein'. One of those. Or is it both? D:
Either way, she has mastered her bladder!
Hey here is Jasmyn as she has barely been in this post enjoy
I don't even know who is doing this.
The end of a civilization.
Seriously, farting on plates is like Midori's favorite past time.
Passing outside the Clemens' helps this lucky teen discover what rain is. This house is smrts!
L.L.: Don't fucking touch me you old lady!
L.L.: Jesus.
D:
I love taking these kind of shots.
L.L.: This wasn't a good idea...
I wasn't expect our Grim so soon... and who shall he be taking?
Jasmyn. D:
noooooooooooooooo
Jasmyn will be missed. She was such a bitter old woman when she came that age, was burnt to a crisp due to obsessive tanning (lmao), but Jasmyn was the sweetest Sim I've ever had. :( RIP
That concludes this update. I haven't played the Sims for fuck-all. :D