Clemens Legacy 3.1
This is Garrett. And this is his sexy makeover!
Midori agrees and as a result almost wholly consumes him on the spot. Leave some for the update, will you?
Crap.
Lathering up on sunblock before sunbathing in the rain. This act pretty much summarizes Garrett's character.
Smarty parts here then splashes in some puddles after somehow sunburning himself--when there wasn't even light out.
HEY. THAT IS YOUR FIANCEE'S MOTHER. YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!
Garrett: Not doing anything harmful, see! Just innocently swinging to and fro in this here hammock!
I'm onto you.
Mat: And the thing is is that I'm just not ready to be a father-in-law, let alone a grandfather. My Midori is just growing up so fast. You know what I'm saying?
Confused Dog: ?
Garrett: These chairs for our wedding, are you fucking serious?
Garrett: Hmm, Corinthian columns with a massive, swooping arch, I think I've just came up with a masterpiece!
Garrett: Okay, I'm done.
*facepalms*
Garrett: Camaraderie between man and beast...? *does not compute*
Mat: No, I don't want to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with you!
Mat: Loser.
Garrett: Oh yeah? As far as I'm concerned you're a prime candidate for Douchebag of the Year!
Mat: REALLY? *plusplus*
Garrett: BUT FORGET YOU BEING A DOUCHEBAG, WE'RE ALL PART OF SOMETHING GREATER! I KNOW IT!
Mat: Like we're the playthings of some unknown cosmic force?!
Mat: I mean don't you ever get the feeling that you're constantly being watched? Or that time stops? Or that it goes really fast? How else would you explain walls, rooms, even our own homes popping out of nowhere?!
My sims get straight existential, yo.
Garrett: Whatever, I'm out of here.
Mat: YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Uh. Okay? As long as you're not hitting on her.
Meanwhile:
Midori is feeling the burn.
Mat: Sweet, an exercise bike!
Mat: Okay, this blows. Later.
Midori: But guys...
Just so you know.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER WAIST
Derp. This is her SUPERMEGALOAWESOME Adventurer work outfit. I forget which particular job it is for, though.
MAT: HEY LOOK AT ME I'M STILL A COMPETENT BREAD WINNER
Mat: I'VE LOST MOST CHANCES FOR A PROMOTION BUT YA'LL STILL LOVE ME RIGHT?
Mat: Right...?
I seem to have caught Misa this time.
Garrett: HEY LOOK AT ME I ALSO SEEK ATTENTION
That isn't the thing to do minutes before your wedding...
Aw. They almost look nervous!
WEDDING SPAM!
< / spam>
Geez, girl could stand to be more enthusiastic.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Midori: Come hither and and let us make love.
*eyebrow wiggles*
Having missed the wedding because he was ASLEEP, Mat gracefully ages into an old man whilst in the bathroom...
But man is he ever still the fox. (lol see Jas creeperstalking in the corner?)
Aw, old companion-type love.
Mat: Titties.
Or not.
Jas: Your daughter actually had the nerve to tell me to move out!
As you can assume, Mat has not even MET those two. Ever. Funny how that is!
Mat: Aw yes, the woman with the head shaped like a book.
And lastly, abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all.
Midori is farting on all your dinner plates.
These two are so sickeningly sweet that even Jas knows it.
God, look at these two pigs.
Midori lets no door get in her way of puking her guts out. (She's pregnant, bee tee dubs.)
DDDDDDDDD:
LOOK WHO I AGED WITH HER
Where are you going, Jasmyn?
Suspicious. What is this?
Jasmyn: Hmm. *inspects*
Jasmyn: *quaffs*
I did it. Jasmyn is just your average, frail, and saggy elder. Really, I was just finally fed up with her sparkliness.
LOL OMG and her eyeglasses are still glitching
Jas' new very human ensemble.
This is Midori's first pop having missed when it first sprouted.
And her husband must have popped as well? Really, boy, with as many times I thought you were practically starving you go and get chubbs?
These two have really gotten close.
TOO CLOSE. Please learn to keep your nigh-incestuous actions to yourselves. Or at least not in the same room as your sleeping daughter/wife.
Whose ever grey head that is BEST LEARN TO SLEEP WITH THEIR OWN MATE. I mostly don't mind but it's been happening every day.
Garrett: TICKLE FIGHT
Mat: omigod stoooop
Garrett: AH C'MON
Mat: whoop whoop!
Garrett: I shake my fist at thee, old man!
Midori doesn't look pregnant, but trust that she is. O_o
Garrett's everyday outfit mesh is ~magical~ with its ~insta-slim~
*artistic close-up worry shot*
Yay!
Midori does not think that throwing a football around with a guy she just met is strange. I mean if someone were to come up to me asking to toss around a foot ball, I'd tell him to fuck off! (Well, not really, but that'd just be creepy. O_o)
Do you smell the bromance in the air?
Jasmyn?! Having a negative interaction with anybody?! This is news.
Mat: Bahahahah! That is so funny!
Jas: *having existential crisis*
Garrett: FUCK OFF YOU RAT-FACED BITCH
Garrett: Actually, peace is the way. How are you, friend?
Bipolar, much?
Garrett: So then she just got down on one knee and proposed to me on the spot! Within minutes of just arriving! Kind of odd, if I do say so, but, it was love! Nothing can put a hindrance on love!
Garrett: You're a really good listener!
Lady: zzzzzz
Pop!
H'oooooookay, could you guys be any more obvious?
Just because you've hit rock bottom does not mean you get to set firetoyourkitchen!
Jasmyn: Tra la laaa~
Sweet stuff.
This is the first time I've witnessed Jas pull a prank on anybody. I guess transitioning badly has left Jas a bitter old woman. :(
Okay, tiger, keep the heart farts in the pants, plz.
Other Lady: Look, man, whatever you have I don't want it.
Punx guy: Not even the 10 inch BAZOOKA IN MAH PANTS??
Other Lady: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO :DDDD
Rain =/= shower, buddy.
That looks painful.
You know what that means!
LOL GARRETT
Glad to know you were more concerned over how your pit smelled than attending to your wife.
Failcap, I know. Anyway this is a girl, Lolita Lempicka. You can't tell by this picture but she has basically all of her father's features: brown hair, brown eyes, facial features, except her mother's coloring.
So on a whim I decided to name the first girl Lolita Lempicka but then noticed how inconviently long that is so hence forth she shall be deemed "L.L." If you haven't noticed already I've decided upon a fragrance naming theme for this generation! Thanks for reading! Until next update.
Also ignore the discrepancy between the generation version on the teaser and in the subject. Miscaption.