Clemens Legacy 2.4
Ah, the fate of the ISBI sim.
Phineas, so innocent, so young and eager to chase fireflies and encase them in their glass jar-y death.
Questionably dressed guy would probably pass as a hottie if he weren't so questionably dressed.
Phineas: O-okay, sis, I'll play with you! Just please don't break my bones. ;_;
Secret Internet Fattie Seoul here isn't deterred at all by slovenliness of the dining room/area/place. Dirty diapers withstanding.
Oh, and little Misa is still alive, if you were so wondering. She's just angrily banging away, trying to fit the square peg in the circular hole and what not. (I almost wished I named her Suri.)
Phineas as a teen! In his jammies.
Just to let you know, Misa became the first potty-trained Sim of her siblings. Mat rejoices in this.
Legolas' elven half brother Jerome decides to pay the Clemens a visit.
Beware kids. Mat will destroy your sand castlez, (ir?)regardless if he is your father or not.
Seoul joins his brother in teenagedom. Y so smug, Seoul?
He still holds an unhealthy fascination for sand castle building.
O hai Midori, w'sup beautiful?
Blah, so this is the cursed Peggy failmesh.
Aw.
*yawns*
Seriously?
You guys are way too fucking nice to each other to be a real family.
Cook, Seoul, you're old enough! Though I can't say you might be smart enough, so, carry on; whatever gets you fed...
This is Phineas' everyday outfit. I wish I were kidding.
Seoul: I never learned how to take a bath...
Welcome to childhood, Misa.
And such a cutie, too! Perhaps even cuter than Midori at that age :D
Misa and Phineas: *preens*
Way too nice to each other, I say.
Hey...Sue's (Secret) Kitchen lady still in her outerwear...
Seoul: Phineas, you're all right, man.
Phineas: Thanks, dude.
I see you Jas shaking that thing.
Don't take it too hard, Midori, dear.
How can you not like your dad! He cleans after you, tutors you, and is the sole person to put food on the table! You ingrate.
I know, hunny, but you actually have to cooperate with your dad if you want to see any progress. :(
That's right.
:(
Jas: O WUT YOU GREW UP??? *dances*
Midori: Mom, you think I'm pretty, right?
Jas: *nods*
WELL BEHOLD AT MY UTMOST SEXINESS ~SHAZAM~
Lol, ok, Midori.
I guess this old guy wanted to get in the birthday festivities. Though there wasn't a party...
I feel for ya, kid.
Midori: HEY. NANNY. GETTHEFUCKOUTOFTHEWAYOFFOOD *oblivious*
Jasmyn: Oh, Sanjay, such a puny tool still lead to such an amazing lay...
ofitsnature: O WUT JASMYN
Misa: Hey guys, look at me!
Yeah, you're definitely not in the running for heir.
Phineas takes the simplest pleasures in life. For example, winning at Rock Paper Scissors and what not.
No Midori. We do not need another gamer in the household. I am contemplating taking the computer away, it has such a high attraction value. -_-
Lol, what's this Midori? Showing me you're skills as a potential heir? :P
This is her everyday outfit!!! Thanks for picking a cute one, there.
A family Sim in an ISBI household never has it easy.
Therapist: Two words: You're fucked!
Honestly, I'm not surprised.
Whar'd you come from, cute guy?
Honestly, Midori, almost flunking out of high school isn't so bad! You'll still get accepted into an accredit albeit fictional and fully-pixelated university while yours truly has to attend a shitty community college!
DDDDD:
Undo that lip, missy.
Lol. I wouldn't make fun, Jas, you were in the same situation yourself a while ago.
That's not nice, Midori! Look at Jasmyn play with her floursack baby. :(
Misa: No, daddy, I do NOT want to do homework! *stamps foot*
Mat: Fine, fuck you kid!
When I got here, these two were making sour faces. What happened, guys? O_o
Misa: I AM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED THIS HOUSE SUCKS GOOOOOOOOOD
Misa: Hey, stranger wanna toss a baseball around?
Stinky Misa or stinky snow? You decide.
Midori is here to stir a ragestorm.
Midori: You can't play with this guy, Misa, he's a douche!
I wager hers would turn out evil.
Guy: Hey, bitch, I am not a douche.
Midori: Boo hoo I antagonized you for a few solid hours, but now I feel myself too sensitive to continue, waaaa.
That's...an unusual method of cheering your sister up, there, Seoul...
Midori: I am BORED so I'm back to antagonizing you again, creep. YOU GOT IT?
Phineas, a pacifist, chooses alternative methods for curing boredom.
I gave Jasmyn a shorter, more matronly cut.
She is still quite attached to her sack baby.
Also, she frequently gets into it with the nanny. The nanny is ALWAYS the one that starts shit. Jasmyn is (as you would predict) too sweet to retaliate. :(
Jasmyn: AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A WHORE SACK BABY
Jasmyn: If you could, swing some more sack babies my way, Sim God!
ofitsnature: O_o
That's a relief!
I do not have the words.
Snowman: I c what you did thar.
*shoots self*
Midori decides to build a snowman of her own.
Totally Smart Penguin: You are this shape!
Mat happens upon our bird friend.
Lol. It was a long time coming.
Pimple face!
Phineas: Ew, you smell like eggs!
Misa: Way to sit in my chair, bitch.
Midori: Eureka! By golly, I have it!
Midori is just having some good ol' sofa hoppin' fun.
Midori found shell earrings in the sand, so I had her sport this updo to show them off. However, I must have changed my mind as this was the only picture with her having this hair. O_o
This bitch gon' be fired.
Wh--don't run away, Midori! Geez, I thought you were tough.
Seoul attempts at roleplay:
Seoul: *voicing through bear* Mom has to crawl out of her sparkly place so she could fracture some old granny hip!
Lol Jas looks aptly miserable.
Sense. It makes none.
Seoul is sporting some reverse tan lines.
This is perfectly normal. Keep reading.
Phineas: HEY BRO DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GO THIS HIGH DO YA DO YA DO YA
Seoul: Do you /mind/?
This nanny, though an asshole, makes some bitching ass food sometimes. I don't even know what that is.
Promptly after serving that glorious breakfast, bitch!nanny gets on to antagonizing Jas, again, as though it were her /real/ job. Misa ran away crying with Jas following after her, and this is what ensued. :(
The failure. The angst.
Oh noes!
That's what happens when you "sunbathe" in winter, Seoul.
Mat made a batch of millefeuille.
Huh, never seen that story bubble before! But that's probably because I cancel just about every other "read to" wants. :)
New nanny, still awesome.
I finally realized that my game must have recently spawned some new townies with better face templates!
Just to let you know.
I finally got around to buying Jasmyn another outfit. Me, lazy? Nah.
COLLEGE TIME
Let's take a look at Clemens generation 2:
Misa. Sorry you didn't get to see her as a teenager guys, but I was anxious to grow her up and send her to college as soon as she came of age.
Phineas, looking smug in the restroom.
Seoul!
And finally, our heir, *drumroll*...
Midori! Who has orange hair, lol.
Stats
Aspiration: Knowledge
Sloppy: 0
Shy: 3
Active: 10
Serious: 5
Nice: 10
LTW: BECOME A SPACE PIRATE (LOL YESSSSS)
OTH: Arts & Crafts
So yes. Sorry for the long wait guys, I went through a dry spell of playing this family and I caught up with some of my other ones. :x You can expect a few pictures from Uni or maybe a whole update, I don't know; I haven't figured it out yet. Alls I know is that I hate Uni. With a passion, argh. Until next time!