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[Virus email, sob sob sob] defactonation May 18 2011, 00:38:32 UTC
England,

I'm not really that mad at you.

-Sealand

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[email... about half an hour later because he needed time to process this] ofhopeandglory May 21 2011, 03:12:29 UTC
Where is this coming from? Are you ill or something?

- England.

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[Bawww.] defactonation May 21 2011, 03:15:27 UTC
Pretty much. It's hard to talk about because it happened so fast, but... my royal family got into an accident.

I guess I know now why you have those giant chains of succession, huh.

-Sealand

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[;a;] ofhopeandglory May 21 2011, 03:33:16 UTC
Hang on, what? I was - Sealand, I was just joking, you can't possibly be telling me that this is actually serious? If this is some kind of prank then so help me...

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defactonation May 21 2011, 03:36:26 UTC
My pranks are funny, this isn't funny, so this isn't a prank.

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory May 25 2011, 11:50:34 UTC
[ BRRNG BRRNG SEALAND PICK UP YOUR BLOODY PHONE RIGHT THIS INSTANT ]

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[Phone call] defactonation May 25 2011, 18:12:00 UTC
[Doesn't sound quite as chipper.] Hi, it's Sealand.

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory May 26 2011, 09:08:01 UTC
[ just cuts straight to the chase ] Are you sure about this? There's - there's not even the slightest chance it couldn't be a virus, or anything like that?

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[Phone call] defactonation May 26 2011, 17:45:33 UTC
Viruses don't kill people and my royal family isn't a part of the community.

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory May 28 2011, 02:55:57 UTC
Well - no, I'm aware of that, but still, things like this don't just --.

Have you thought about actually doing something about it? You don't need to - I mean, for Heaven's sake Prussia is still around and he isn't even technically a nation anymore, the Italy brothers share a country, there must be something!

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[Phone call] defactonation May 28 2011, 02:58:29 UTC
Well, Maraich's letting me stay at his house, and that might help since I don't know if I can disappear off of my world.

...But you know, if something happens anyway - I don't want you to be mad at me when it does.

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory May 28 2011, 03:02:31 UTC
Angry at you for vanishing - bloody hell, Sealand, I'm not that unreasonable! And I won't be angry anyway, because you aren't going to vanish. You could - I don't know, the circumstances are dire and it's urgent, so it could only be a temporary solution, and don't think it's charity or anything, but - you were part of the UK once. If it's a temporary thing to ensure you survive this mess, you could - you know what I mean!

[HUFF.] The United Kingdom would be happy to welcome you back for as long as you need to... re-establish yourself.

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[Phone call] defactonation May 28 2011, 03:07:44 UTC
[There's a small pause before Sealand answers, with his usual excitement:] I can come and live in your house again?

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory June 3 2011, 08:18:29 UTC
Yes -- well, I mean, it's only a temporary measure of course, but that -- that's what I'm saying, you idiot!

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[Phone call] defactonation June 3 2011, 12:27:51 UTC
Yeah! That'd be great! Thanks~

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[Phone call] ofhopeandglory June 5 2011, 04:57:08 UTC
Hmmph. Well. Just don't get too excited, and don't read too much into it either. It's - it's a solution to a pressing problem, that's all.

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