#2. felis.

[ofherfirstfur]

[ voice ]

This subject has come up, so I am required to clarify. Without biting or scratching anyone, because then I would lose my job.

I am not unsanitary or a nuisance. I am therapeutic, and I will be a benefit to all of your special needs students.

Please take note of my business card.

The Cat

Comments

[mustbemad]

... pet for hire?

[ofherfirstfur]

No.

[mustbemad]

Charity then?

[ofherfirstfur]

Certainly not. I am for hire. I am not a pet.

[mustbemad]

Aaah, I see.

No collar, you mean.

[ofherfirstfur]

I will never be collared. I would scratch and bite whoever tried, then scratch and bite some more.

[mustbemad]

How very fierce of you.