#2. felis.

[ofherfirstfur]

[ voice ]

This subject has come up, so I am required to clarify. Without biting or scratching anyone, because then I would lose my job.

I am not unsanitary or a nuisance. I am therapeutic, and I will be a benefit to all of your special needs students.

Please take note of my business card.

The Cat

Comments

[cateyedhunter]

Westerberg has a cat? I guess this school isn't so useless, after all!

[ofherfirstfur]

It would be more accurate to say that Westerberg is considered an acceptable place of employment by a cat.

[cateyedhunter]

An employed cat. Now that's just cute.

[ofherfirstfur]

Yes, I am cute, but I am also both useful and competent. Those are far more important.

[cateyedhunter]

But people like cute cats. That's pretty important, if you ask me.

[ofherfirstfur]

I am not concerned with what people like. I am concerned with what is best for them.

[cateyedhunter]

If they don't like you, they won't let you help them.