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blah!
i just cut my foot open on my couch.
anyway.
survey:
1.If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?
I'm sorry, I honestly have no idea. Maybe I'd just eat a lot.
2.If you could travel back in time and visit or be a part of any era of time at all,what era would it be,and why?
Late 60's/early 70's: amazing music (Woodstock! I would die), inspiring culture. and honestly, i'd like to have been around for those BU gigs.
3.If a tv producer approached you,and told you that you could write a tv show,what would your tv show be about,and who would star in it?:
It would be about a debate team. I know that sounds stupid, but you don't understand how funny it is. I want Mila Kunis to play me. Ha.
4.If you could be invisible for a whole day,what would you do?: I would go to a show and "stage jump." Haaa & get backstage of course.
5.Imagine if you only had one meal left,and you could after that,never eat again.What foods would you want to eat,if you knew it would be your last time that you could eat them?: Teriyaki steak, bruschetta, asparagus, seasoned fries w/ honey mustard
6.If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally don't like,what would it be?:
The baggie indie style of clothing everyone was wearing this summer. God, wear clothes that fit!
7.If you could dye your hair ANY colour,would colour would you choose?:
I like my hair color
8.If you could look like any celebrity,who would choose and why?:
Liv Tyler or Candice Bergen in the 80's. Oh, or Michelle Pfeifer. Why? Look at them.
9.If you could spend one hour with ANYONE,(alive,or dead) who would it be,and why?:
Do I really need to answer this? Steven. Gosh.
10.If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money?:
Take the semester off, go to every show (and bring Aimee w/ me and Erin for as many as she'll tolerate), pay for school, buy an apartment, invest the rest for future tours!
11.If you could take someones place in any movie,who would you like to be?:
Wow, I'm so impressed with this question. Umm...ohh, duh. Penny Lane, Almost Famous. Hello. Can we do TV show too? Murphy.
12.If you were offered an all-expenses paid two week vacation to Disneyland with all your friends,or a life time supply of chocolate,which would you choose?: Disney. I don't like chocolate THAT much.
13.If world war 3 started,and nuclear bombs were being dropped in your country,what would be your first reaction?: I live in NY, so I'm pretty sure if nuclear bombs were being dropped I'd be dead.
14.If you were at the beach,and you saw a tidal wave coming,what would you do?: Uh..run?
15.If you could tell one person ANYTHING,what would it be,and who would it be?: I'd like to tell Steven...I dunno...everything I wanted to say at the Intrepid.
16.Would you rather have a McDonalds restaurant in your house,or a Subway store?: Taco Bell! Okay, Subway.
17.If you could visit one place in the world,where would you visit?: Sicily
18.If you were given 5000 spending money,and could travel to any shopping destination in the world,where would you choose?: ticketmaster.com
19.If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street,what would be your first reaction?: Well, I'd probably cry and beat up whoever was standing next to me. I'm sorry, my arms flail.
20.If you could change your first name to anything you wanted,what would you change it to?: I like my name (when it's pronounced right.) Umm maybe Ava?
21.If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive,or poor and drop dead gorgeous,which would you choose?: I REALLY like these questions. Poor and drop dead gorgeous. I can eventually make money (which is even easier when you're attractive), but I don't want to buy a plastic face. And if I'm drop dead gorgeous, I'd probably have people buying stuff for me anyway ;)..
23.Whats one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like?: That's a really hard question right now, I look like crap. I guess I like my eyes.
24.If you were told today that you had only a month to live,what would be all the things you would do,or say before you died?: This is getting repetitive, but I'd go to every show they play. Oooh, and that story would definitely get me backstage! Ha.
25.If you could change any part of your appearance,what would it be?: I hate my nose. It's fat. So is my stomach though...
26.If you had your own line of cosmetics,what would you call it,and what kind of products would you make?:
Uh, I don't know and I don't feel like thinking of something.
27.If you had your own line of underwear,how would you design it?: I'd pay someone to design it for me. I'm not exactly gifted in the art department.
28.If you could completely destroy one place in the world (country,building,whatever) what would it be?: What the hell? The red states? I don't really have the desire to destroy a country, building, whatever.
29.If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house,which would you choose?: Movie theatre. I hate rollercoasters.
30.If you could invite 10 celebrities to a party you were hosting,who would they be?:
1. Steven Tyler
2. Joe Perry
3. Tom Hamilton
4. Joey Kramer
5. Brad Whitford
6. Axl Rose
7. Candice Bergen
8. Hillary Clinton
9. John Stamos
10. Barbara Walters
Wow. I'm insane.
31.If you were allowed to have ANY kind of animal you wanted,what would it be?:
Penguin. Wow.
32.If you could get cosmetic surgery and could only get one procedure done,what would choose if you only had 2 options; Completely flat chested-would you get breast implants?: no. A really long,crooked big nose-would you get a nose job?: yes.
33.If someone you didn't find really attractive,but was really nice,and lavished expensive gifts on their girlfriends asked you out,would you turn them down?: Depends
34.If you could have one super power,what would it be?: Invisibility.
35.If you could be any kind of toy,what toy would you be?: I'd be a yoyo. I don't know!
36.If you could be either a)Tara Reid b)Shannon Elizabeth c)Jennifer Love Hewitt who would you most like to be?: I don't really like any of those people. Shannon Elizabeth?
37.If you could have ANY celebrities wardrobe,who would you choose?: I don't particularly like Jennifer Aniston, but I love her clothes. Of course, I'd pretty much kill for ST's t-shirts. Wait, this assumes the wardrobe will magically fit, right?
38.If you could make any kind of movie,what would your movie be about,and who would ask to star in it?:
It would be a lifetime movie w/ a Monica Lewinsky like plot + a few rockstars. Like, okay, there's this campaign but at every stop there's an opening rock act, so everyone travels together. What the fuck? Jeeeeez, I don't know! I'm sorry, I think Senator Feingold is hot:x. Who would star in it? Well. Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Candice Bergen (as the bitchy wife, because she's always typecasted as the bitch), and the band would include: John Stamos, Johnny Depp, Billy Crudup, Scott Baio, and uhh...Ashton Kutcher, 'cause I can't think of anyone else. Oh, and Steven, Joe, Axl, and Keith Urban would have cameos. Yeah, threw that last one in to mix it up a bit. And Feingold too. And Linday Lohan. K, I'm done. Wait! The WW cast would be the campaign staff. Now I'm done. Yeah, I'm clearly on crack.
39.If you could be in any music video of your choice,what would it be?: Okay, it would be Mama Kin, but there would be the same set up like WTW with Aerosmith competing w/ another band (GNR), but they'd be competing over me. Yeah. Woot.
40.If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes,what would you ask for?: Sanity (honestly), intelligence, Steven.
41.If you could commit any crime,and totally get away with it,what would you do?: Hmm? I don't know.
42.Would you rather go to school from
a)12:00pm to 6:00pm
b)4:00pm to 10:00pm
c)10:00am to 4:00pm
d) 6:00am to 12:00pm
What would it be?: I used to be 6:30am-4:30 pm, now I'm about 12:30 pm-5pm :D. Um, I like the current system. So I guess A.
43. If you could design your own line of clothing,how would you design it?: Blah! Go away with these questions! Jennifer Aniston's simple (but pretty!) style + Steven's glam. Yeah.
44.If you had the choice of the worlds best mobile phone,or a 90 minute shopping spree in your favourite store,what would you choose?: 90 minute shopping spree
45.If you could get any tattoo,or any piercing of your choice without any limitations,what would you get?:
wings
46.If you were on a desert island with one person only,who would that person be?: I'd get annoyed with ANYONE after 20 minutes, so anyone who knows how to build a fire or whatever is good by me.
47.If you were able swap lives with ANYONE,who would you swap with?: Hillary? I'm not sure.
48.If you could live anywhere in the world,where would you live?: I'm never leaving NY. Ever.
49.What concert would you most like to go to?: Shut up.
50.If you could ask the following people only one question,what would it be?:
a)Micheal Jackson: Wanna dance?
b) Britney Spears: You WERE lipsynching @ A Day in the Garden, weren't you?
c) President Bush: If given the chance, would you focus more on an exit strategy before entering Iraq?
d) The Pope: Can I please, please, PLEASE ride in the pope mobile?!
e) Brad Pitt: Were you threatened by Jennifer's love for Steven Tyler? Ha!
f) Kermit the Frog: Umm...uhhh....alkskgjla;sd;kgj sorry, i'm drawing a blank here
g) Eminem: I really wouldn't want to talk to him.
h) Mariah Carey: I'd be way too starstruck to ask a question.
i) Cameron Diaz: I have no interest in this woman. I wouldn't have anything to ask.
j) Jerry Seinfeld: Do you like the Catskills?
k) Homer Simpson: How do you deal with Ribwich cravings? Any advice for other addicts?
l) Bill Clinton: Can you explain Whitewater to me? Please, I'm still so confused.
m) Marilyn Manson: Dude, wtf?
n) Sharon Osbourne: HOW?
o) Mike Myers: same answer as Diaz
p) Mr Bean: huh?
q) Madonna: this is a really stupid question and I'm not answering itanymore
r) Elvis Presely:
s) Marilyn Monroe:
t) Cher:
u) Elton John:
v) Pamela Anderson:
w) Anna Nicole-Smith:
x) Jennifer Lopez:
y) John Edwards:
z) Jerry Springer:
51.If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day,or Madonna?:
Madonna
52.If you could be any character in the Simpsons,who would you be?:
Lisa
53.If you could live with any celebrity,who would it be and why?:
Steven Tyler. Why? Come on. .
54:What in your opinion is the greatest song ever made?: Argggh. No, there are too many.
55.If you could live under the sea,or up in the clouds,where would you choose?: clouds. the ocean freaks me out.
56.If you punch any celebrity in the face,who would it be?: ashlee simpson
57.Answer just Yes (like it) or No (don8217;t like it) for the following songs:
a) Dirrrty-Chrstina Aguilera: no
b) St Anger-Metallica: no
c) American Life-Madonna: yes
d) Baby One More Time-Britney Spears: yes
e) Stop-The Spice Girls: yes
f) Its my Life-Bon Jovi: yes
g) Mobscene-Marilyn Manson: no
h) Rock your body-Justin Timberlake: no
i) Sing for the moment-Eminem: ewgodno
j) Barenaked-Jennifer Love Hewitt: yes
k) Gangsta8217;s Paradise-Coolio:yes
l) Country Grammar-Nelly: yes
m) Complicated-Avril Lavigne: no
n) Underneath your clothes-Shakira no
o) In da club-50 cent no
p) Through the Rain-Mariah Carey: no
q) My heart will go on-Celine Dion no
r) I got you babe-Cher and Sonny yes
s) All the thngs she said-Tatu no
t) Jenny from the block-Jennifer Lopez no
u) Stole-Kelly Rowland no
v) Lose Yourself-Eminem no
w) Work it-Missy Elliot no
x) Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson
yes
y) I cant get you out of my head-Kylie Minogue
no
z) I will always love you-Whitney Houston
yes
58.What is the one movie you wish you could memorize word for word?:
annie hall
59.If you could be a model for either a)Underwear b)Lipstick c)Perfume or d)Jeans which would you choose?:
jeans
60.Rate the following movies out of 10,and if you haven8217;t seen them just put a 8211; (dash)
a) Charlies Angels: 1
b) The Terminator: 1
c) The Mexican: -
d) Legally Blonde:2
e) Tomb Raider: -
f) The Exorcist: 4
g) American Pie: 1
h) Ocean8217;s Eleven: -
i) Harry Potter and the Philosopher8217;s Stone: -
j) The Brady bunch movie: 1
k) Clueless: 4
l) Scream: 3
m) Scary Movie 2:-
n) Not Another teen movie: -
o) Fast and the Furious: 1
p) Titanic: 3
q) Pearl Harbour:5
r) Toy Story:5
s) Shrek:7
t) Crossroads:-
u) Blair witch project:6
v) Matilda:2
w) Sister Act:7
x) Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery:3
y) X men:-
z) Vanilla Sky:9
a) Theres something about mary: -
b) Meet the parents:8
c) Zoolander -
d) Cruel Intentions5
e) I know what you did last summer: 2
f) The sweetest thing: 2
g) Men In Black:2
h) Independence Day:2
61.
Type a one word opinion of the following people:
Your mother: tired
Marge Simpson: neurotic
President Bush: overzealous
Saddam Hussein: manipulative
Eminem: homophobic
Angelina Jolie: overrated
Mariah Carey: royalty
The Osbournes: played out
Pamela Anderson: annoying
Will Smith: brilliant
Brad Pitt: overrated
Geri Halliwell: the spice girl? uhh...gone?
The Queen of England: old?
Oscar the grouch: green
Cher: royalty
Eddie Murphy: funny
Bill Clinton: umm...godly
Jerry Springer: annoying
Ned Flanders: religious
Cartman from South Park: fat
Al Bundy (married with children): gross
Greg Brady: haha. hot.
The American Idol: the show? amaaaaaazing
62.Whats your opinion on:
HIV/AIDS: my opinion on? oh, it's just wonderful. w/o it, bono would be a lost soul! this is getting annoying.
War: i'm not quite shouting bob dylan lyrics at the white house anymore, but i still think it's pretty pointless.
Australia: uh? um...i like veggiemite.
Homosexuality: fine
Religion: i can't stand religious fanatics, but i can't stand atheist fanatics either. i'm pretty sick of a lack of evidence translating into proof against a god. i guess i'm agnostic, but i still enjoy going to mass.
Beauty: what are you asking?
Murder: um...it's bad.
Suicide: what? k, these are stupid, i'm not answering.
Love:
Poverty:
Famine:
Sex before marriage:
Porn Stars:
Theft:
Eating disorders:
Abortion:
Rape:
Violence:
Cancer:
TV:
Celebrities:
Hollywood:
Friends:
Family:
63.When you see old people with wrinkly skin and gray hair,do you fear ageing?:
not really
64.If you could create the ultimate theme park,what would you call it,where would you want it to be,and what type of rides would you have in it?:
i don't know. it would be modeled after the rockin' rollercoaster though.
65.Have you ever been on a rollercoaster,and felt your safety harness loosening?:
yes! hershey park. grrr.
66.If you went to a fortune teller,what would you want to know about the future or the present?:
my career
67.Do you believe in God? Do you think God is male or female,or both?:
i don't know
68.Whats more appealing,lying on the beach on a hot summers day,with the sound of the ocean crashing,or lying in front of a fireplace on a cold winters night?:
the latter
69.If you made a song,would it be a slow ballad,an r and b hip hop tune,rap,dance,upbeat or easy listening?:
none of the above
70.What is your all time favourite quote?:
"i mean, he only hits me with the mic stand once or twice a tour"-jp
71.Who inspires you?:
sylvia plath
72.Do you believe your dreams have significance?:
i hope not!
73.What can you tell from a person,just by looking at them? What feature gives away their personality in your opinion?: that's crap
74.If you could be a character in any tv show,which tv show would you choose?:
murphy brown!
75.If a friend you8217;ve known for a long time,and like a lot,asked you to go out with them,would you turn them down?: i'm thinking if i liked them a lot hte answer would be no.
76.What body part do you sometimes take for granted?: uhh...opposable thumbs
77.If you were diagnosed with a treatable cancer,would you fight for your life,or would you crumble,and let the illness defeat you?: i don't know
78.Are you confident when getting up and speaking in front of a crowd?: usually
79.Would you like to be celebrity,if it meant constantly having to watch what you say,and what you do,and have your privacy taken from you.Is it really worth it?: i think so
80.Would you like your friends to fill out this survey?: no, i took like three hours