Twenty Two
Wrong, wrong. You've got it all fucking wrong. From beginning to end, the whole fucking thing. You don't even know who or what you are, do you? That's what you get for diving into a serious drug collection with no understanding of which does what. You won't be sober again for days, if you keep eating and drinking every fucking thing you find, you goddamn whore.
Don't give me that shit about your size, either, bitch. This is a very nice, not to mention appropriate size to be. What is this world coming to? I'm a doctor of journalism, man. Have some respect! I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, either. Goddamn, and I thought I was bad.
Fine, fine, stop bitching, already... One side makes you bigger, and the other makes you small.
What? Calm the fuck down, you look like you're going to explode. Goddamnit! Listen to me! The mushroom, my dear, eat it! Feed your head! You're already fucked, it can't get much worse after this.
[ooc; O sup Caterpillar. Also, shortest Duke post ever.]
Don't give me that shit about your size, either, bitch. This is a very nice, not to mention appropriate size to be. What is this world coming to? I'm a doctor of journalism, man. Have some respect! I have no fucking idea what you're talking about, either. Goddamn, and I thought I was bad.
Fine, fine, stop bitching, already... One side makes you bigger, and the other makes you small.
What? Calm the fuck down, you look like you're going to explode. Goddamnit! Listen to me! The mushroom, my dear, eat it! Feed your head! You're already fucked, it can't get much worse after this.
[ooc; O sup Caterpillar. Also, shortest Duke post ever.]
