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[offthepigs]

Horrifying vibrations. All around me. Suddenly, loud screeching and growling; I saw something that I mistook for a cat run under my bed...but cat's don't have tails like the one that is smacking against the hardwood floor of my bedroom, oh no. Or do they? Have we reached a point in medical science where we can surgically replace a feline's tail

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[desired_sun]

Lobsil Vith, you were worse off without the virus. Guess it must have scrambled your brains even more.

[offthepigs]

Lobster what?

[desired_sun]

Nothing. Fuckwit.

So, need a priest?

[offthepigs]

A priest! Thank God. I need to confess! I'm a fucking sinner! I don't want to die a sinner!

[desired_sun]

Oh, where's the popcorn?

Tell me your sins, my son.

[offthepigs]

Capital Fraud! I'm a fucking criminal!!!

[desired_sun]

Yeah, so? Elaborate, get to the good stuff.