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[offkeynoko]

Mukahi, it crossed my mind while I was reading tonight that you never did don that maid costume. I believe your failure to comply with the guidelines of our deal needs to be rectified... immediately.

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[ruby_colored]

Hiyoshi, if I didn't know any better...

[offkeynoko]

If you didn't know any better, what? You know I hate thoughts left uncompleted.

[ruby_colored]

In that case, nevermind.

[offkeynoko]

You're being difficult on purpose, which I find equally as annoying.

[ruby_colored]

I know.

[offkeynoko]

Brat.

Back to the original topic, when do you plan on fulfilling your end of the bargain, Mukahi?

[ruby_colored]

Some have said that, yes.

You're so impatient. I'm a busy man, you know.

[offkeynoko]

You're an obnoxious one at that.

Is that so? I shall remember that in the future, so that next time Clyde the Cockroach takes up residence in your shower I will be far too busy elsewhere to lend you aid.

[ruby_colored]

It gets worse.

That's fine, I'll just ask those two nice looking boys who offered their assistance on my journal last time.

[offkeynoko]

A truth I am fully aware of.

Hell no, you won't. If you wish to settle for less than the best then do so.

[ruby_colored]

Obviously I wouldn't know their skills until I tested them.

[offkeynoko]

There isn't anything to know. Anyone that isn't me is obviously a poor substitute.

[ruby_colored]

Not much of a choice when you've gone and abandoned me, is there?

[offkeynoko]

Don't even go there, Mukahi. You're the one that first refused to honor his word.

[ruby_colored]

I didn't say anything about refusing, you jerk.

I'm just gonna take my time and make it worth it, that's all.

[offkeynoko]

You implied that you were, you obnoxious brat.

It sounds more like you are trying to weasel your way out of honoring your word.