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[offkeynoko]

As childish as it is, a dare is a dare and a bet is a bet.

Mukahi, shall I be temporarily relocating myself to your apartment or shall you be dragging yourself to mine?

Comments

[shabadabide]

There's nothing wrong with kidding around every now and then. Pft.

[ooc: >>; Forgive him... childish = kid = kidding >>;;;]

[offkeynoko]

You have got to be kidding me? Couldn't you think of a more amusing pun?

[ruby_colored]

Oh come on, be nice to him. The guy obviously thinks he's hilarious.

[offkeynoko]

Mukahi, when am I ever nice to anyone?

[ruby_colored]

This is why nobody likes you.

[offkeynoko]

Now, now, there's no reason to call yourself by a lowly name such as nobody. Have a little more confidence in yourself, my friend.

[ruby_colored]

Didn't I tell you not to get so cocky?

[offkeynoko]

It is not cocky when one states the truth. If you say that nobody likes me then you, as one of my few friends, are in essence calling yourself a nobody.

I am merely doing my duty as your best friend to boost your confidence when it seems to be lacking.

[ruby_colored]

Maybe I should boost your ratio of punches in the stomach.

[offkeynoko]

Perhaps that would be effective, if you didn't hit like a girl.

[ruby_colored]

Fine. I'll aim lower.

[offkeynoko]

Given the deficiency in your height that solution may give you a little more impact, but only a little.

[ruby_colored]

Hiyoshi, the only thing I'm deficient in right now is pants.

[offkeynoko]

Did you forget to do your laundry again?

[ruby_colored]

Just looking forward to your visit, that's all ♥

And also, it's hot.

[offkeynoko]

Ah, now I see the reason behind the wager. You were too lazy to do your own housework and knew I could not tolerate the mess, so by inviting me over you have netted yourself a housekeeper for the week.

Sneaky.

There is a solution to that problem, if you would stop blowing your money on freaky leather costumes.