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Character: Kirijo Mitsuru
Series: Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
Age: 17
Canon: What if there was a secret hour that occurred during midnight that only a handful of people could experience? What if during this "Dark Hour," terrifying monsters known as Shadows appeared in an attempt to feed off the minds of the unlucky humans they come across? What if the only way to combat this horror was to get a bunch of kids together and make them shoot themselves in the face? Well, Persona 3 is a direct result of this excellent line of questioning. So, when humankind is threatened by monsterkind, it's up to the Specialized Extracurricular Execution Squad (or SEES) to pull the trigger and save the day by summoning their Personas--that is, the magical, badass, anthropomorphisized version of their souls.
One of the original members of SEES, Mitsuru is intelligent, extremely focused, and kind of terrifying. Not only is she the only child and heir to the head of the famous international corporation, the Kirijo Group, she's also the top-ranked student of her year and the Student Council president. Needless to say, her experiences growing up extremely rich and privileged have ensured a certain level of disconnect from reality, leaving her at a loss when it comes to doing certain "common" things. She ranks the pursuit of knowledge above almost everything else, and as a result, can be a bit long-winded when expositioning, while always making sure to use her best and shiniest two-dollar words. But as smug and distant as she may seem at first, Mitsuru can actually be quite vulnerable and warm--she just hides it well under her impressive exterior and habit of threatening to "execute" those that cause her great offense.
As a note, the fangirl French is canon.
Sample Post:
I must say that, as it stands, I definitely have my doubts. When I first pulled up, I was expecting to be met with a sight far different than this. After all, a resort camp, no matter how unusually named, should always present its best face to all visitors upon entry. I am aware of the term "rustic charm," but there is such a thing as taking a theme too far. At the risk of sounding haughty, there must be a proper separation between "rustic" and "run-down," or else you risk losing a large part of your customer base. If Madame Directeure would allow me to give her some advice, I'm sure business will increase exponentially. As a representative of the Kirijo Group, that sort of analysis is what I'm here for, so please listen and act accordingly.
To start with, a resort should always have a particular aura of joie de vivre about it. I am, of course, referring to the staff. It's very kind of Madame Directeure to offer jobs to... the physically disadvantaged, but they seem a little dead in the eyes, don't they? The old saying about finding a smile contagious is infinitely more preferable than finding the people around you contagious with an unknown affliction. Also, I will have to recommend offering some sort of learning programme to those on the payroll. Guttural moaning is not the height of intelligent conversation, and can really ruin the atmosphere.
And there's the other problem your staff seems to have. They are, perhaps, a little too friendly. It took quite some time for me to convince your valets that it was not appropriate for them to be pawing at me, but in the end, I think we have come out of that particular situation all the better for it. He has learned that I do not take kindly to breaches of my personal space, and I have learned the appropriate method of... well, of freezing the all-too-enthusiastic in their tracks. How? Well, it's something of a secret, but I will say that I can be quite cold if I have the mind to, and I am swift to execute my particular brand of revenge.
I must say, this has all left me quite famished, so I am glad to see that this "Mess Hall" does not live up to its name! Ah, what's this on the menu? Tuesday soup, it says! Please, good sir, I will have one helping of this local appetizer, it sounds très bien! Oh, and what's this, it comes with Pinot Noir? Well... excusez moi, good sir, but this wine smells rather off, and it seems quite thick. Almost as if it's...
...Hmm. Well, I'm not sure how many Health Code violations that amounts to, but it won't be good for business. Please take some time out to think about what you've done while I decide on the appropriate method of punishment.
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