06. Depressing!
Dear Diary!
I have been doing much reflecting as of late, and with the recent passing of Meekins Jr, I've realized that I'm completely, utterly and hopelessly alone, sir! It hit me like a ton of bricks, sir, and it hurt quite a bit. I'm starting to think that an actual ton of bricks would have been much better than this! This feeling of depressing solitude... it doesn't suit me ONE BIT, SIR!!
Although it embarrasses me to say so, I have been secretly searching for a soul mate, sir! Casual dating and flings are really not my thing, so I am looking forward to a serious relationship. But it is unbelievably difficult for a man of my position and social status to find a steady girlfriend who is willing to stay with me until the end of time, sir! Perhaps I am just being silly in feeling sorry for myself, but I really do need some help in as to HOW I should go about looking for the girl right for me... I am not asking this as a friend, but as your local bailiff: PLEASE, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME????
I have been doing much reflecting as of late, and with the recent passing of Meekins Jr, I've realized that I'm completely, utterly and hopelessly alone, sir! It hit me like a ton of bricks, sir, and it hurt quite a bit. I'm starting to think that an actual ton of bricks would have been much better than this! This feeling of depressing solitude... it doesn't suit me ONE BIT, SIR!!
Although it embarrasses me to say so, I have been secretly searching for a soul mate, sir! Casual dating and flings are really not my thing, so I am looking forward to a serious relationship. But it is unbelievably difficult for a man of my position and social status to find a steady girlfriend who is willing to stay with me until the end of time, sir! Perhaps I am just being silly in feeling sorry for myself, but I really do need some help in as to HOW I should go about looking for the girl right for me... I am not asking this as a friend, but as your local bailiff: PLEASE, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME????