Oh... There's a penis in the oven.
Yeah.
I'm bakin' crackers in the bakery. April (my boss) Comes flying around the corner and announces that she needs to do deliveries. Okay. See ya later.
She leaves.
A minute later she comes flying back in in a panic. She has stuff in the oven and can't leave. I lean over and peek in the oven. Pies. I can handle that. Go do your deliveries. So she says thanks and is on her way out the door when she turns around.
"Oh, and there's a penis in the oven."
... I have a little giggle in my head, 'cause yeah, I'm 12. Pardon? "There's a penis in the oven. Watch it for me."
... Blank expression. She walks back over and opens the oven. There it is. A beautifully molded sugar cookie penis... balls dipped in chocolate sprinkles for hair.
Yum.
Annnnnd Happy birthday Em! If I had a penis I'd let you eat it. I'd even dip it in chocolate sprinkles for you!
<3
I'm bakin' crackers in the bakery. April (my boss) Comes flying around the corner and announces that she needs to do deliveries. Okay. See ya later.
She leaves.
A minute later she comes flying back in in a panic. She has stuff in the oven and can't leave. I lean over and peek in the oven. Pies. I can handle that. Go do your deliveries. So she says thanks and is on her way out the door when she turns around.
"Oh, and there's a penis in the oven."
... I have a little giggle in my head, 'cause yeah, I'm 12. Pardon? "There's a penis in the oven. Watch it for me."
... Blank expression. She walks back over and opens the oven. There it is. A beautifully molded sugar cookie penis... balls dipped in chocolate sprinkles for hair.
Yum.
Annnnnd Happy birthday Em! If I had a penis I'd let you eat it. I'd even dip it in chocolate sprinkles for you!
<3