Calibration 23 [Video] Fourth Wall

[officer_garrus]

Is it that time already? Maybe I'll have better luck this time.

Shepard, are you here? Mordin, Tali?

[OOC: Anything goes.]

Comments

[doctor_tangent]

Yes? You need something Garrus. Kinda busy here. Almost figured out who brought scale itch on board.

[officer_garrus]

Mordin, you're back! Are any of the others with you?

[doctor_tangent]

No. I don't think so. Why would they? They were out on a "day trip" with Shepard last I knew. Trying to break into statistically three point zero suicidal orders from Shepard a day.

[officer_garrus]

I see... [Hangs his head for a few seconds.] Mordin, before you got here today, how much time has gone by since we defeated the Collectors?

[doctor_tangent]

...Finite time? Not sure. Haven't been paying attention to the clock. Busy. Especially after Shepard snuck off on request by Admiral Hackett. Still. Shouldn't be much longer since I was last here.

[officer_garrus]

Hackett? Interesting... Ahem, so the Reapers haven't arrived yet?

[doctor_tangent]

Maybe. Unlikely. Can't be certain. No in short.

Yes. Was interesting. Especially the outcome. The data set that we recorded was simply astounding.

[officer_garrus]

Well, people here say that for all the time we're here, almost no time passes back in our world. You've been gone for months here.

[doctor_tangent]

Months? Amusing. 1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 43 minutes and... 73 seconds since I was last in the City. No real time has passed while I was in the City though. Don't worry. Your girl is safe. I would assume. If she's anything like my version of Shepard.

[officer_garrus]

So it's not too late for me to help when I actually get back.

[doctor_tangent]

With what? My other self could have done all your work already.

[officer_garrus]

You know, the Reaper invasion. Hopefully by the time I get home there will still be time to properly prepare.

[doctor_tangent]

Wait... you aren't preparing here? For shame! Shepard should dump you for such gross negligence!

[officer_garrus]

There's only so many times I can calibrate my weapons and omni-tool here, especially while getting inturrupted by curses.

[doctor_tangent]

...then start training in other weapons. Or try to discover alternative weapons of use. For example, heard rumors recently of being able to militarize the Omnitool further. Rumors of making it more of a close range weapon. Using STG contacts to see which corporation or government is working on this. If I can, will forward the data. Maybe use this idea to your advantage. Maybe add a bayonet to your sniper rifle. Make it more useful at short range.

[officer_garrus]

Using an omni-tool as a weapon? Interesting.