Calibration 38 [audio]

[officer_garrus]

Does anyone else think the fact that there have been absolutey no curses yet this month is weird? Usually by now we're turned into things or made to start smacking each other.

I don't like this. The City could be saving up for something.

Comments

[most_qualified]

So there's a pattern to these curses?

[officer_garrus]

Not really, those are just some pretty common ones.

[most_qualified]

Oh. Tell me, what has been the worst one you have experienced?

[officer_garrus]

Well, one time the City got taken over by harpies.

[most_qualified]

Harpies? Amazing...

[officer_garrus]

Yeah, harpies. With razor-sharp claws.

We've also been forced to hit each other, but that was all because of some idiot.

[most_qualified]

Fascinating and horrible at the same time. Especially with the sharp claws. I assume it was taken care of eventually, yes?

...Hit eachother? And it wasn't a curse. How did this idiot do it?

[officer_garrus]

Yeah, we cleaned up the City. Literally.

Someone punched a diety.

[most_qualified]

Interesting.

So someone's actually met them...