yack offs

Jul 04, 2001 00:01

What the hells wrong with these people? I was riding around town today in my cruiser and it was getting around lunch time so I decided to go to burger king because I wasnt in the mood for the usually dunkin dounut thing, and on my way there some jack ass ran into the back of me. It pissed me off because it made me drop my imported cigar into my lap and it burnt the hell out of crotch. My window was down and I let out big "aaaawooooooo GOD DAM!" as I sprung out of the car and into the road jumping up and down holding my jewels because they felt like they were on fire. After the hellish pain subsided enough for me to walk over to the perps vehicle all bow legged, I noticed it was an school teacher of mine named Ms. Crabapple. She used to hit my over the knuckles with a ruler and always made me stand in the corner because I had a serious stomach problem making me pass wind every couple of minutes. So I began talking to her and asked her what happened and I realized she didnt know who I was. She was being really nice to me for the first time ever, but when I asked her if she remembered me, she pretended like she didnt when I know she did. So I sprayed her in the face with some pepper spray and hauled her in for prostitution and planted some crack under her car seat.....oh yea, I farted the whole way to the station with the windows rolled up for old times sake.......All in a days work. It sure was nice to she her again though.
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