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Hey everyone, i just started watching the office, and I am now completely obsessed with it. and JAM. i have a lotta JAM love. :) So heres a story to celebrate. Not much JAM in the first chapter, but will definatley move into it as the story continues.
Title: Office Gossip
Author: Picture Games
Pairings: Pam/Jim, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Ryan, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration
Rating: hmm...Pg 13 just to be safe right now - could move up to a T.
Summary: Michael moves the office up to the lake for a three day retreat. Told in emails, ims, camera transcripts, talking heads, notes, phone records, paper airplanes and anything else besides straight dialogue.
Spoilers: anything up to (but not including)casino night is fair game
Warning: Pretending as though our favourite episode Casino Night never happened. This continues after conflict resolution.
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To: Employees @ DM Scranton:
- Pam Beesley < pambeesley@dundermifflin.com>,
-Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>,
-Jim Halpert ,
-Ryan the sexy temp ,
-Kelly Kapoor ,
-Phyllis Lapin ,
-Kevin Malone ,
-Angela Martin ,
-Oscar Martinez ,
-Stanley Hudson
-Dwight Shrute
From: Michael Scott
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Greetings employees, your favorite boss here! I finally got my email forwarding working again after it was disabled - that IT tech guy started messing around with my email for no reason at all....anyway, now that it’s back on track, I can send out the greatest news to ALL of you at the same time! Corporate - and this has nothing to do with Jan, before you even ask. Oh alright, you caught me, it was Jan, heheh- has granted me, and by me I mean us, one more fully paid party because of our excellent pick up in sales! I attached e-vites!
- The boss man.
Messages(s) sent: May 20th 2006
Messages(s) received: May 20th 2006
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Talking Head: Michael
It’s true. Corporate saw how well we picked up our sales from last quarter, and decided tooo......give us a little sumthin’ sumthin’ on the side. Now, I can’t be sure that Jan had anything to do with this, but the fact that we....are....kind of in a relationship right now, makes me think that yeah, she did. What? No, I’m not telling you about our relationship.
Well....okay, Jan is ...very.....hott. She is sexy, and by sexy I mean sexual. And by sexual I mean gettin’ it on. Pretty much ...every weekend. Yup. Good times, good times.
So uh, anyway, they gave us a weekend up at Meadow Springs lodge, this swanky little place on the lake, sorta like a little hotel. And I figured, hey? Why not....let all of my guys - and gals- relax a little with some sand and surf? Is Jan coming? Well, we’ll see. I do have a surprise guest coming though. And I know that everyone here in the office is going to be PSYCHED when they see who it is. Lemme tell you guys, this is going to be great.
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Michael Scott has sent you an E-VITEation!
HEEYYYYY DUNDER MIFFLIN-ITES!!! YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO:
THE SUMMER SIZZLER!!!
Who: YOU GUYS!!!
What: Only the greatest three days of sun surf and sand you’ve ever had!
When: June 2nd - June 4th
Where: Meadow Lake Lodge
Why: why not?!!?!
Notes: Bring: three days worth of clothes, toothbrush, bathing suit, and any other fun stuff!
Notes: this retreat is MANDATORY - so clear your calendars!
RSVP BY: NOW NOW NOW!
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To: Michel Scott
From: Dwight Shrute
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I will definitely be in attendance for the sizzler. To answer your question, of course I will be the assistant party planner. No need to ask.
-Dwight Shrute
Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin Inc.
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Talking Head: Dwight
Am I excited? Yes, I am. The Shrutes are very good in the wilderness. Due to our superior brain power, we don’t even need compasses. I guess you could say they’re just built right in. I think it’ll be quite an enjoyable experience. Venison is in season right now and I’m looking forward to harvesting my own deer jerky.
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To: Dwight Shrute < sith_lord_sempai@dundermifflin.com>
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I never asked you that Dwight.
- Michael.
P: S: It’s ‘to the’. Assistant ‘to the’ Regional Manager.
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To: Michael Scott
From: Stan the man
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’m afraid my daughter’s graduation falls on that day, and I won't be able to make it. Maybe next year.
-Stanley
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To: Stan the man
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well, okay. I guess that’s a legitimate excuse Stan ol’ man. You’re missing out though, I tell ya....
- Boss Man
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To: Stan the man ,
From: Phyllis Lapin
Re: installation date?
Hi Stanley, I’m just passing on a question from my boyfriend Bob; he’s putting in your new fridge. He couldn’t come in today, poor things got a nasty stomach flu, but he wanted me to ask you if June 12th was a good day for it to go in.
Just mail me back with the date and I’ll get it to him.
-Phyllis
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To: Phyllis Lapin
From: Stan the man
Re: re: Installation date?
Hello Phyllis, too bad about Bob, my wife had that flu just last week. Seems to be going around.
About June 12th, I’m afraid that won’t do - my daughter is graduating from middle school that day ...perhaps the next week?
-Stanley
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To: Michael Scott
From: Phyllis Lapin
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’ll be there, I love meadow lake lodge! My boyfriend, Bob Vance from Vance refrigeration took me up there for our one month anniversary!
-Phyllis
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To: Michael Scott
From: Oscar Martinez
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I won’t be able to make it Michael; Corporate already approved my vacation time for that weekend.
- Oscar
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To: Oscar Martinez
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well alright then, party pooper. Nyah nyah, corporate already approved my time. Too bad you’re gonna be missin' out on the sizzle.
-Michael
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To: Michael Scott
From: Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>,
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’m not going.
-Creed.
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To: Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well, umm....okay. You know what, that’s fine Creed. All I’m trying to do here is create some unity, and peace, and love, and you’re just....you’re just like Toby right now. Which is why I didn’t invite him. Because I’m the boss man and I can do those things.
So take that.
- The boss
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To: Michael Scott
From: Angela Martin
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can come.
-Angela
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go Michael. Just a couple questions - do we really need to bring a bathing suit this time? Because remember on the booze cruise you said we needed one and I went out and bought a new one, and I had to buy a whole new outfit to go with it, because I couldn’t just buy a bathing suit, right? And then we didn’t actually use them.
Also, for like, when we sleep, can we pick our room mates? And is it guy girl or just girl girl. And how many people in a room? Well, I guess you’ll tell us later, right?
Okay, bye!
-Kelly XOXOXOXOXO
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Talking head: Kelly
Yeah, I am sooo totally excited for this trip. I mean, it’ll sort of be like...a date. For me and Ryan. I mean, I know he still likes me. I just know it. And this is totally the BEST opportunity I could EVER hope for!! Hey, did you know that my mom got pregnant when she was on a camping trip with my dad? Oh, my, god. Soooo romantic. I cannot wait to have soo many babies! I think that maybe, on the trip, Ryan will finally realize that this is totally the right thing for us to do at this stage in our relationship.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go.
-Ryan
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Talking Head: Ryan
Am I excited about the lodge? Umm...no, no, not really. I’m pretty much more scared than anything. Kelly is umm....Kelly can be very forceful. And I’m going into the woods, to spend a weekend with her. and Michael. Alone.
That scares me.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go too.
-Kevin
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Talking Head: Kevin
I’m pretty excited about the lodge - my band and I have a goal to someday play a reception there. Plus, I bought a new bathing suit.
It’s a Speedo.
*grin*.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Yeah I’m good for the weekend.
-Jim
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Talking Head: Jim
So...Michael has asked corporate to fund an extra party this year for our branch because of a big sales increase for this quarter. And I guess they thought it was a good idea - or, Jan thought it was a good idea anyway, *grin* and uhh...it’s basically just all of us, up at the lodge for the weekend.
I’ve got some ideas for Dwight, who I’m pretty sure is going to bring all of his deer hunting equipment. How the lodge is going to feel about a hunting rifle I’m not...really sure, *laugh* but uh, yeah. No, I loved camping when I was a kid. My dad used to take me every weekend. I can hold my own I think.
Now Michael, on the other hand....ten bucks says he wears his Boy Scout hat and badges every single day. *grin*
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To:
From: < pambeesley@dundermifflin.com>
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hi Michael, I can come for the weekend.
-Pam
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Talking Head: Pam
Well judging by all of Michaels other parties, I have absolutely no idea what to expect. It’s come at a bit of a rough time because I’m planning for the wedding and Roy isn’t really doing anything....*pause* I mean...well its just going to be a bit difficult to leave everything so soon, only about two and a half weeks left till the date.
But who knows, right? I mean it could be fun. It would be nice to have a few relaxing days and not have to worry about plans. It scares me a little that Dwight and Angela could possibly be rooming together...
oh god, I hope I’m not in the room next to theirs.
Title: Office Gossip
Author: Picture Games
Pairings: Pam/Jim, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Ryan, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration
Rating: hmm...Pg 13 just to be safe right now - could move up to a T.
Summary: Michael moves the office up to the lake for a three day retreat. Told in emails, ims, camera transcripts, talking heads, notes, phone records, paper airplanes and anything else besides straight dialogue.
Spoilers: anything up to (but not including)casino night is fair game
Warning: Pretending as though our favourite episode Casino Night never happened. This continues after conflict resolution.
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To: Employees @ DM Scranton:
- Pam Beesley < pambeesley@dundermifflin.com>,
-Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>,
-Jim Halpert ,
-Ryan the sexy temp ,
-Kelly Kapoor ,
-Phyllis Lapin ,
-Kevin Malone ,
-Angela Martin ,
-Oscar Martinez ,
-Stanley Hudson
-Dwight Shrute
From: Michael Scott
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Greetings employees, your favorite boss here! I finally got my email forwarding working again after it was disabled - that IT tech guy started messing around with my email for no reason at all....anyway, now that it’s back on track, I can send out the greatest news to ALL of you at the same time! Corporate - and this has nothing to do with Jan, before you even ask. Oh alright, you caught me, it was Jan, heheh- has granted me, and by me I mean us, one more fully paid party because of our excellent pick up in sales! I attached e-vites!
- The boss man.
Messages(s) sent: May 20th 2006
Messages(s) received: May 20th 2006
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Talking Head: Michael
It’s true. Corporate saw how well we picked up our sales from last quarter, and decided tooo......give us a little sumthin’ sumthin’ on the side. Now, I can’t be sure that Jan had anything to do with this, but the fact that we....are....kind of in a relationship right now, makes me think that yeah, she did. What? No, I’m not telling you about our relationship.
Well....okay, Jan is ...very.....hott. She is sexy, and by sexy I mean sexual. And by sexual I mean gettin’ it on. Pretty much ...every weekend. Yup. Good times, good times.
So uh, anyway, they gave us a weekend up at Meadow Springs lodge, this swanky little place on the lake, sorta like a little hotel. And I figured, hey? Why not....let all of my guys - and gals- relax a little with some sand and surf? Is Jan coming? Well, we’ll see. I do have a surprise guest coming though. And I know that everyone here in the office is going to be PSYCHED when they see who it is. Lemme tell you guys, this is going to be great.
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Michael Scott has sent you an E-VITEation!
HEEYYYYY DUNDER MIFFLIN-ITES!!! YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO:
THE SUMMER SIZZLER!!!
Who: YOU GUYS!!!
What: Only the greatest three days of sun surf and sand you’ve ever had!
When: June 2nd - June 4th
Where: Meadow Lake Lodge
Why: why not?!!?!
Notes: Bring: three days worth of clothes, toothbrush, bathing suit, and any other fun stuff!
Notes: this retreat is MANDATORY - so clear your calendars!
RSVP BY: NOW NOW NOW!
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To: Michel Scott
From: Dwight Shrute
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I will definitely be in attendance for the sizzler. To answer your question, of course I will be the assistant party planner. No need to ask.
-Dwight Shrute
Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin Inc.
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Talking Head: Dwight
Am I excited? Yes, I am. The Shrutes are very good in the wilderness. Due to our superior brain power, we don’t even need compasses. I guess you could say they’re just built right in. I think it’ll be quite an enjoyable experience. Venison is in season right now and I’m looking forward to harvesting my own deer jerky.
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To: Dwight Shrute < sith_lord_sempai@dundermifflin.com>
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I never asked you that Dwight.
- Michael.
P: S: It’s ‘to the’. Assistant ‘to the’ Regional Manager.
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To: Michael Scott
From: Stan the man
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’m afraid my daughter’s graduation falls on that day, and I won't be able to make it. Maybe next year.
-Stanley
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To: Stan the man
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well, okay. I guess that’s a legitimate excuse Stan ol’ man. You’re missing out though, I tell ya....
- Boss Man
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To: Stan the man ,
From: Phyllis Lapin
Re: installation date?
Hi Stanley, I’m just passing on a question from my boyfriend Bob; he’s putting in your new fridge. He couldn’t come in today, poor things got a nasty stomach flu, but he wanted me to ask you if June 12th was a good day for it to go in.
Just mail me back with the date and I’ll get it to him.
-Phyllis
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To: Phyllis Lapin
From: Stan the man
Re: re: Installation date?
Hello Phyllis, too bad about Bob, my wife had that flu just last week. Seems to be going around.
About June 12th, I’m afraid that won’t do - my daughter is graduating from middle school that day ...perhaps the next week?
-Stanley
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To: Michael Scott
From: Phyllis Lapin
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’ll be there, I love meadow lake lodge! My boyfriend, Bob Vance from Vance refrigeration took me up there for our one month anniversary!
-Phyllis
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To: Michael Scott
From: Oscar Martinez
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I won’t be able to make it Michael; Corporate already approved my vacation time for that weekend.
- Oscar
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To: Oscar Martinez
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well alright then, party pooper. Nyah nyah, corporate already approved my time. Too bad you’re gonna be missin' out on the sizzle.
-Michael
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To: Michael Scott
From: Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>,
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I’m not going.
-Creed.
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To: Creed Bratton < creedbratton@dundermifflin.com>
From: Michael Scott
Re: re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Well, umm....okay. You know what, that’s fine Creed. All I’m trying to do here is create some unity, and peace, and love, and you’re just....you’re just like Toby right now. Which is why I didn’t invite him. Because I’m the boss man and I can do those things.
So take that.
- The boss
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To: Michael Scott
From: Angela Martin
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can come.
-Angela
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go Michael. Just a couple questions - do we really need to bring a bathing suit this time? Because remember on the booze cruise you said we needed one and I went out and bought a new one, and I had to buy a whole new outfit to go with it, because I couldn’t just buy a bathing suit, right? And then we didn’t actually use them.
Also, for like, when we sleep, can we pick our room mates? And is it guy girl or just girl girl. And how many people in a room? Well, I guess you’ll tell us later, right?
Okay, bye!
-Kelly XOXOXOXOXO
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Talking head: Kelly
Yeah, I am sooo totally excited for this trip. I mean, it’ll sort of be like...a date. For me and Ryan. I mean, I know he still likes me. I just know it. And this is totally the BEST opportunity I could EVER hope for!! Hey, did you know that my mom got pregnant when she was on a camping trip with my dad? Oh, my, god. Soooo romantic. I cannot wait to have soo many babies! I think that maybe, on the trip, Ryan will finally realize that this is totally the right thing for us to do at this stage in our relationship.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go.
-Ryan
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Talking Head: Ryan
Am I excited about the lodge? Umm...no, no, not really. I’m pretty much more scared than anything. Kelly is umm....Kelly can be very forceful. And I’m going into the woods, to spend a weekend with her. and Michael. Alone.
That scares me.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
I can go too.
-Kevin
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Talking Head: Kevin
I’m pretty excited about the lodge - my band and I have a goal to someday play a reception there. Plus, I bought a new bathing suit.
It’s a Speedo.
*grin*.
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To:
From:
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Yeah I’m good for the weekend.
-Jim
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Talking Head: Jim
So...Michael has asked corporate to fund an extra party this year for our branch because of a big sales increase for this quarter. And I guess they thought it was a good idea - or, Jan thought it was a good idea anyway, *grin* and uhh...it’s basically just all of us, up at the lodge for the weekend.
I’ve got some ideas for Dwight, who I’m pretty sure is going to bring all of his deer hunting equipment. How the lodge is going to feel about a hunting rifle I’m not...really sure, *laugh* but uh, yeah. No, I loved camping when I was a kid. My dad used to take me every weekend. I can hold my own I think.
Now Michael, on the other hand....ten bucks says he wears his Boy Scout hat and badges every single day. *grin*
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To:
From: < pambeesley@dundermifflin.com>
Re: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hi Michael, I can come for the weekend.
-Pam
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Talking Head: Pam
Well judging by all of Michaels other parties, I have absolutely no idea what to expect. It’s come at a bit of a rough time because I’m planning for the wedding and Roy isn’t really doing anything....*pause* I mean...well its just going to be a bit difficult to leave everything so soon, only about two and a half weeks left till the date.
But who knows, right? I mean it could be fun. It would be nice to have a few relaxing days and not have to worry about plans. It scares me a little that Dwight and Angela could possibly be rooming together...
oh god, I hope I’m not in the room next to theirs.