Okay so the zombies are dead, and the house is barred off, for now.
Dad said that this book was a stupid investment, but it's getting us through the motherfucking apocalypse.
Cable and Internet were restored by clever trick I invented using some gum and a satellite dish from the garage.
Cat is safely indoors, and uninfected.
(PSA for the
uneducated. I am a big fat liar who loves zombies. And my Flist.)